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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:16
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The proper form of a Limerick”
by Ed Cavuman 2021
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 21:21
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The proper form of a Limerick”
by Ed Cavuman 2021
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But with a free steak & beer
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 23:58
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The nun met up with the vandal
And asked "Would you please let me handle"
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Old 1st May 2021, 01:19
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A thing that they say
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Old 1st May 2021, 08:02
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The nun met up with the vandal
And asked "Would you please let me handle"
A thing that they say
I'll sure find OK

Looks like I've done my free steak & beer next time I'm Stateside..
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Old 1st May 2021, 09:45
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The nun met up with the vandal
And asked "Would you please let me handle"
A thing that they say
I'll sure find OK,
And almost as good as a candle?
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Old 1st May 2021, 09:54
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The first nun said, with some hope,
To the second nun, "Where's the soap?"
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Old 1st May 2021, 10:37
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The first nun said, with some hope,
To the second nun, "Where's the soap?"
The third said "Sure does"
"And it gives me a buzz"
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Old 1st May 2021, 10:52
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The first nun said, with some hope,
To the second nun, "Where's the soap?"
The third said "Sure does"
"And it gives me a buzz"
As long as you don't tell the Pope.
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Old 1st May 2021, 11:39
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The Pope had a pastoral staff
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Old 1st May 2021, 12:37
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The Pope had a pastoral staff
Of cows, goats and sheep and giraffe,
They debated at Synod
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Old 1st May 2021, 21:56
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The Pope had a pastoral staff
Of cows, goats and sheep and giraffe,
They debated at Synod
The name of the true God,
Who believe it or not,is a Taff.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 01:52
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God’s country is Wales, people say,
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Old 2nd May 2021, 05:02
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God’s country is Wales, people say,
But Christopher Hitchens said "Nay!
There is no god,
you silly sod!"
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Old 2nd May 2021, 05:52
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God’s country is Wales, people say,
But Christopher Hitchens said "Nay!
There is no god,
you silly sod!"

and the Rabbi said "Oi vey"
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Old 2nd May 2021, 09:19
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But those from the Emerald Isle
Will often the Welshmen beguile
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Old 2nd May 2021, 09:47
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But those from the Emerald Isle
Will often the Welshmen beguile
When they lay on the blarney
It drives the Welsh barmy
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Old 2nd May 2021, 11:34
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But those from the Emerald Isle
Will often the Welshmen beguile
When they lay on the blarney
It drives the Welsh barmy

And makes them pretty hostile.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 11:34
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Old 2nd May 2021, 12:36
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The true saint is really St. George
Whom the dragon was forced to disgorge
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