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Old 5th Apr 2021, 21:02
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If you ask them to show you their legs
like as not, all you’ll view is the dregs
The ones with great gams....
Are the really grande dames
Who'll give a brief glimpse if you begs
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She spread her legs so very wide
There wasn't a lot she could hide
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 21:10
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She spread her legs so very wide
There wasn't a lot she could hide
If she'd opened them more
She'd have stuck to the floor
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 21:17
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She spread her legs so very wide
There wasn't a lot she could hide
If she'd opened them more
She'd have stuck to the floor
And waited to rise with the tide.
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One morning in Rampant Horse street (One of the main shopping streets in Norwich,I kid you not)
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 23:07
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One morning in Rampant Horse street,
Whilst nomming my lady-love's teat,

- Ed
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 23:24
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One morning in Rampant Horse street,
Whilst nomming my lady-love's teat,
I got an erection
That blocked intersection
And gave the spectators a treat.

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While Rampant Horse Street is in Norwich,
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Old 5th Apr 2021, 23:40
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(The town where I once spilled my porridge)
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Old 6th Apr 2021, 02:11
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While Rampant Horse Street is in Norwich,
(The town where I once spilled my porridge)
A waste of good oats
I'm now careful - totes!
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 07:34
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While Rampant Horse Street is in Norwich,
(The town where I once spilled my porridge)
A waste of good oats
I'm now careful - totes!
To doggy the bushes and forage.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 23:40
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There was a young man in Australia
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 00:17
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There was a young man in Australia,
With strikingly large genitalia,
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 00:49
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There was a young man in Australia,
With strikingly large genitalia,
He was astoundingly wise
And uncircumcised:

-Ed
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 03:52
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There was a young man in Australia,
With strikingly large genitalia,
He was astoundingly wise
And uncircumcised:
Or so said the girls at his bacchanalia.

And with that done he left for New Zealand

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Old 11th Apr 2021, 07:50
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Spreading joy in the wind and the lee land,
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 07:52
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And with that done he left for New Zealand.
Spreading joy in the wind and the lee land.
When he saw a wahine
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 08:02
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By God, he was keen!
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Old 11th Apr 2021, 22:56
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To sail his surfboard through her G land.
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Old 12th Apr 2021, 01:32
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And with that done he left for New Zealand.
Spreading joy in the wind and the lee land.
When he saw a wahine
By God, he was keen!
To sail his surfboard through her G land.
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He liked the cut of her jib
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Old 12th Apr 2021, 01:52
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For which he was eager to fib,
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Old 12th Apr 2021, 08:08
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Small porkie pies,
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Old 12th Apr 2021, 08:21
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He liked the cut of her jib
For which he was eager to fib.
Small porkie pies
Exaggerated the size
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