Limericks Mk 2
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: MerryEngland
Posts: 54
While chatting to a girl on the train
With only one thing on my brain
We discussed truth
Her name was Ruth
We've never met again
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The old bloke was found in his shed.
With only one thing on my brain
We discussed truth
Her name was Ruth
We've never met again
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The old bloke was found in his shed.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 3,190
I was enveloped by girls in Manilla
One went by the name of Priscilla,
But her skin had been painted
With stuff that was tainted
And looked, really, just like Spakfilla.
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But Thai girls, while looking quite decent, (rats, sorry Hydromet...)
One went by the name of Priscilla,
But her skin had been painted
With stuff that was tainted
And looked, really, just like Spakfilla.
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But Thai girls, while looking quite decent, (rats, sorry Hydromet...)
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 76
But Thai girls, while looking quite decent,
May only be girls quite recent-
Ly. If they've just had the op
What they lost in the chop
Could end up in your drink - quite indecent
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
May only be girls quite recent-
Ly. If they've just had the op
What they lost in the chop
Could end up in your drink - quite indecent
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 76
She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
She was inundated with randy catcalls
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Now B1 will make a good point
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
She was inundated with randy catcalls
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Now B1 will make a good point
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: MerryEngland
Posts: 54
She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
By the palls.
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
By the palls.
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: MerryEngland
Posts: 54
Now B1 will make a good point
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
Adapt and repair
And do it with care.
How many know of a toint?
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
Adapt and repair
And do it with care.
How many know of a toint?
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.
