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Old 13th Jan 2021, 18:25
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While chatting to a girl on the train
With only one thing on my brain
We discussed truth
Her name was Ruth
We've never met again

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The old bloke was found in his shed.











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Old 13th Jan 2021, 19:19
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The old bloke was found in his shed.
He was standing on his head.
He cried "Alas! Alup!
I can't get it up!
So I'll get it to go down instead."
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 19:27
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A new start

Well that did not take much time.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 21:06
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Well that did not take much time.
Some words are easy to rhyme.
Others are difficult

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Old 13th Jan 2021, 22:10
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Unless they are misspult
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 23:13
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Well that did not take much time.
Some words are easy to rhyme.
Others are difficult

Unless they are misspult
As I do, most of the tyme
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 04:50
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I was enveloped by girls in Manilla
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 05:22
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I was enveloped by girls in Manilla
One went by the name of Priscilla
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 05:40
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I was enveloped by girls in Manilla
One went by the name of Priscilla.
You could buy her a drink
But sorry, if you think
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 05:42
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I was enveloped by girls in Manilla
One went by the name of Priscilla,
But her skin had been painted
With stuff that was tainted
And looked, really, just like Spakfilla.

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But Thai girls, while looking quite decent, (rats, sorry Hydromet...)
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 05:47
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But Thai girls, while looking quite decent,
May only be girls quite recent-
Ly. If they've just had the op
What they lost in the chop
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 06:00
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But Thai girls, while looking quite decent,
May only be girls quite recent-
Ly. If they've just had the op
What they lost in the chop

Could end up in your drink - quite indecent
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 07:10
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 07:34
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 10:57
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
She was inundated with randy catcalls
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Now B1 will make a good point
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 10:58
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She was playing with some ping pong balls
Which she aimed then bounced off the walls
And when they bounced back
And lodged in the crack
By the palls.
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.

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Old 14th Jan 2021, 11:03
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Now B1 will make a good point
That we're lowering the tone of the joint
Adapt and repair
And do it with care.
How many know of a toint?

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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin.
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 12:30
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Palls, a cloth to cover a coffin
Will fall off every so often
Revealing the corpse
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 16:10
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Of a pantomime horse
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Old 14th Jan 2021, 21:10
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You can guess - his name was Dobbin.
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