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Old 19th Jul 2015, 13:30
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She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
"I think I'm rid of me...
Must remember to pee
In the lengthening cucumber patch.

+++++++++++++++++++
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 13:56
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P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 14:33
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Performed by many a rabbit
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 15:30
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P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit
Performed by many a rabbit
But dropping a log
On the lawn like a dog
Is considered not to be cricket.
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 19:00
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SCHEDULING, our old mate
Has not been seen of late
One may surmise
He's here in disguise
But his posts we always rate
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 03:54
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Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 06:31
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Suggestive and naughty (like me)
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 08:07
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Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 08:32
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Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit...
Absence makes the heart go, gee!
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 08:41
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I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 08:57
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I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 10:52
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I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!
(Also, the town bike),
Who goes like an automaton.
==================
If you like mechanical devices
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 11:56
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If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices



I thought 'tis Wooton at Southampton!

No, it's Woolston (Supermarine factory), Wooton is on the Isle of Wight.

'Ere we seem to have a ghost page again...

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Old 20th Jul 2015, 12:19
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If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices
Just place a bid
For a couple of quid
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 12:48
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If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices
Just place a bid
For a couple of quid,
Now develop some fiendish new vices.
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 12:49
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In my cabinet I keep a rare feather
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 15:03
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In my cabinet I keep a rare feather
But I'm not really certain whether
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 19:33
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I should use it in foreplay
If I ever go astray
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 19:47
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I will soon entangle my tether.

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This lovely young thing from Potmeirion
Had some interesting stuff in her carry-on
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Old 20th Jul 2015, 20:25
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This lovely young thing from Potmeirion
Had some interesting stuff in her carry-on
Some frilly knickers
A pair of new Kickers
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