Limericks Mk 2

[jolihokistix]

She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
"I think I'm rid of me...
Must remember to pee
In the lengthening cucumber patch.

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[RJM]

P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit

[Jhieminga]

Performed by many a rabbit

[CISTRS]

P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit
Performed by many a rabbit
But dropping a log
On the lawn like a dog
Is considered not to be cricket.

[goudie]

SCHEDULING, our old mate
Has not been seen of late
One may surmise
He's here in disguise
But his posts we always rate

[jolihokistix]

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,

[treadigraph]

Suggestive and naughty (like me)

[Hydromet]

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit

[jolihokistix]

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit...
Absence makes the heart go, gee!

[Capn Bug Smasher]

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton

[jolihokistix]

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!

[Hydromet]

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!
(Also, the town bike),
Who goes like an automaton.
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If you like mechanical devices

[treadigraph]

If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices



I thought 'tis Wooton at Southampton!

No, it's Woolston (Supermarine factory), Wooton is on the Isle of Wight.

'Ere we seem to have a ghost page again...

[goudie]

If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices
Just place a bid
For a couple of quid

[jolihokistix]

If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices
Just place a bid
For a couple of quid,
Now develop some fiendish new vices.

[jolihokistix]

In my cabinet I keep a rare feather

[goudie]

In my cabinet I keep a rare feather
But I'm not really certain whether

[goudie]

I should use it in foreplay
If I ever go astray

[Jhieminga]

I will soon entangle my tether.

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This lovely young thing from Potmeirion
Had some interesting stuff in her carry-on

[goudie]

This lovely young thing from Potmeirion
Had some interesting stuff in her carry-on
Some frilly knickers
A pair of new Kickers