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19th Jul 2015, 11:21

#41 (permalink)

gerry111

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Richmond NSW

Posts: 1,315

She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch

19th Jul 2015, 12:33

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treadigraph

Gnome de PPRuNe

Join Date: Jan 2002

Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort

Age: 58

Posts: 10,089

"I think I'm rid of me...

19th Jul 2015, 13:03

#43 (permalink)

gerry111

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Richmond NSW

Posts: 1,315

She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
"I think I'm rid of me...
Must remember to pee

19th Jul 2015, 13:30

#44 (permalink)

jolihokistix

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Japan

Posts: 1,071

She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
"I think I'm rid of me...
Must remember to pee
In the lengthening cucumber patch.

+++++++++++++++++++

19th Jul 2015, 13:56

#45 (permalink)

RJM

Join Date: Jul 2005

Location: Orstralia

Posts: 297

P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit

19th Jul 2015, 14:33

#46 (permalink)

Jhieminga

Join Date: Mar 2002

Location: near an airplane

Posts: 2,220

Performed by many a rabbit

19th Jul 2015, 15:30

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CISTRS

Join Date: Mar 2004

Location: Hong Kong SAR

Age: 78

Posts: 295

P*ssing in the garden; an ancient habit
Performed by many a rabbit
But dropping a log
On the lawn like a dog
Is considered not to be cricket.

19th Jul 2015, 19:00

#48 (permalink)

goudie

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: South of Old Warden

Age: 85

Posts: 1,375

SCHEDULING, our old mate
Has not been seen of late
One may surmise
He's here in disguise
But his posts we always rate

20th Jul 2015, 03:54

#49 (permalink)

jolihokistix

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Japan

Posts: 1,071

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,

20th Jul 2015, 06:31

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treadigraph

Gnome de PPRuNe

Join Date: Jan 2002

Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort

Age: 58

Posts: 10,089

Suggestive and naughty (like me)

20th Jul 2015, 08:07

#51 (permalink)

Hydromet

Thread Starter

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Australia

Posts: 803

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit

20th Jul 2015, 08:32

#52 (permalink)

jolihokistix

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Japan

Posts: 1,071

Limp-wristed, no, never was he,
Suggestive and naughty (like me)
With dazzling wit
Well, we all have, a bit...
Absence makes the heart go, gee!

20th Jul 2015, 08:41

#53 (permalink)

Capn Bug Smasher

Join Date: Oct 2014

Location: with bosun Blue Sky and the jenny haniver "Hot Stuff"

Posts: 99

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton

20th Jul 2015, 08:57

#54 (permalink)

jolihokistix

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Japan

Posts: 1,071

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!

20th Jul 2015, 10:01

#55 (permalink)

SCHEDULING

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Eastbourne

Posts: 16

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!
So get on yer bike

20th Jul 2015, 10:52

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Hydromet

Thread Starter

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Australia

Posts: 803

I just moved into Southampton
'Cos the girls are a bit wanton,
Mmmm... Wonton we like!
(Also, the town bike),
Who goes like an automaton.
==================
If you like mechanical devices

20th Jul 2015, 11:56

#57 (permalink)

treadigraph

Gnome de PPRuNe

Join Date: Jan 2002

Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort

Age: 58

Posts: 10,089

If you like mechanical devices
I've got lots at competitive prices

I thought 'tis Wooton at Southampton!

No, it's Woolston (Supermarine factory), Wooton is on the Isle of Wight.

'Ere we seem to have a ghost page again...

Last edited by treadigraph; 20th Jul 2015 at 12:26.