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Old 19th Oct 2020, 10:42
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Full lockdown is getting quite near
Yet Boris isn't shedding a Tier
If Zorro wore a mask,
He'd be up to the task

And banish the virus, no fear!
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 10:43
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Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 10:43
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I'm so glad to see you all back
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 12:27
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I'm so glad to see you all back
Else you'd put us all on the rack

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Old 19th Oct 2020, 13:31
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I'm so glad to see you all back
Else you'd put us all on the rack
Oh no, I wouldn't
'Cos by email I couldn't
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:03
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I'm so glad to see you all back
Else you'd put us all on the rack
Oh no, I wouldn't
'Cos by email I couldn't,
No, shouldn’t be getting the sack.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:04
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Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
On the whim of the gods,
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:11
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Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
On the whim of the gods,
Or p'rhaps even the Mods
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:17
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Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
On the whim of the gods,
Or p'rhaps even the Mods
Who like wearing suspenders
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On Tuesdays the mods like to wear
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:48
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On Tuesdays the mods like to wear
Silk stockings and girl's underwear
But on Mondays and Fridays
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 21:36
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Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
On the whim of the gods,
Or p'rhaps even the Mods.
I doubt that they comprehends.
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On Tuesdays the mods like to wear
Silk stockings and girl's underwear
But on Mondays and Fridays
It's said that, in some ways,
They'd be better off running 'round bare.
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On Wednesdays and at weekends
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 21:43
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On Wednesdays and at weekends,
The Mods expose their bare ends.
The readers have giggles
Just watching their wiggles,
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 22:44
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On Wednesdays and at weekends,
The Mods expose their bare ends.
The readers have giggles
Just watching their wiggles,

And sharing the jape with their friends
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 23:46
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The Rockers grow long in the tooth,
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 02:58
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The Rockers grow long in the tooth,
Loud music makers forsooth
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 05:46
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The Rockers grow long in the tooth,
Loud music makers forsooth.
We've industrial deafness
From all that bass cleffness
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 06:22
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The Rockers grow long in the tooth,
Loud music makers forsooth.
We've industrial deafness
From all that bass cleffness
And our tailpipes do sag, it's the truth.

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Old 20th Oct 2020, 07:09
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Sir 'M' who conducted the orchestra
Put out a cervical vertebra
By gyrating about
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 07:26
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Sir 'M' who conducted the orchestra
Put out a cervical vertebra
By gyrating about
Like a water spout,
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 08:16
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Pretending to be an impersonator
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