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Old 13th Aug 2015, 12:34
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The end of the world it is said
Is preceded by darkness and dread.
Angels with trumpets
Satan looking triumphant
And Limericks lose their rhythm and thread.


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Old 13th Aug 2015, 12:47
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I chanced it, and for a burger nipped out
(Damp weather plays heck with me gout)
North End is awash
With brollies (there's posh!)
And I hear that there's thunder about

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Enough of the weather and grub
There's a new bird I quite like down t'pub
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 13:10
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Enough of the weather and grub
There's a new bird I quite like down t'pub
She was dressed in pink
And gave me a wink
Apparently she'd been a Grey's "sub"


The Fifty Shades had taken their toll
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 13:25
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And she looks like a battered old doll
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 13:44
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She'll be needing new shims,
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 14:28
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Then two quick Pimms
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 14:45
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And she might look a bit less like a troll

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I awoke and much to my alarm
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 15:20
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I awoke and much to my alarm
Found the landlady under my arm
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 16:43
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She was shaving my pits,
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 22:51
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I awoke and much to my alarm
Found the landlady under my arm
She was shaving my pits,
So I called it quits
And bade my farewells: "Thank you, Ma'am."
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While looking for a new place to live
I found a young lady who'd give
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 22:54
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While looking for a new place to live
I found a young lady who'd give
To the average lodger
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 00:30
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(But not any old codger)
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 02:16
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A real set of quoits to play wiv.


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Old 14th Aug 2015, 02:57
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She smiled and said, 'Do you play?'
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 04:24
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She smiled and said, 'Do you play?'
"And if so, at home or away?"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 04:34
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She smiled and said, 'Do you play?'
"And if so, at home or away?"
I said "Mostly out"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 08:45
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She smiled and said, 'Do you play?'
"And if so, at home or away?"
I said "Mostly out
And have no doubt
I'm up for it night or day''

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Our Paddy was up in court
After having been caught short
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 08:51
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She smiled and said, 'Do you play?'
"And if so, at home or away?"
I said "Mostly out"
"That's what it's about."
That's what I told her anyway.
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Our Paddy was up in court
After having been caught short.
He'd pee'd in a doorway.
Said the magistrate, "That's a sure way"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 13:48
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Our Paddy was up in court
After having been caught short.
He'd pee'd in a doorway.
Said the magistrate, "That's a sure way
On you a large fine will be brought''
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 14:01
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A lady who lived in Kent
Had trouble paying her rent
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