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Old 12th Aug 2015, 12:28
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"Oh no" said his daughter
"Cos I really ought to
Tell you about something unplanned..."

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Well now that I've gained your interest
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 14:49
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Well now that I've gained your interest
Who's up for a beer and sex fest?
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 20:30
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One follows t'other
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 21:48
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Though drinking beer I would rather
'Cos that's what I really do best

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Old 12th Aug 2015, 21:52
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There's many a song been sung
Saying love is for only the young
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 23:38
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There's many a song been sung
Saying love is for only the young
But too, ancient lays
To brighten our days
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 23:46
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There's many a song been sung
Saying love is for only the young
But too, ancient lays
To brighten our days
Until your old feller goes bung.
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Sometimes you can't rise to the challenge
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Old 12th Aug 2015, 23:50
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Sometimes you can't rise to the challenge
Of a rhyme without using 'Falange'
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 07:57
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Myxomatosis
Or symbiosis
And mentioning Julian Assange....

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For ages now I have been thanking
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 08:41
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For ages now I have been thanking
Nurse, for her skills at spanking
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 09:15
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For ages now I have been thanking
Nurse, for her skills at spanking.
She uses the cane
And causes great pain
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:00
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For ages now I have been thanking
Nurse, for her skills at spanking.
She uses the cane
And causes great pain
'Cos she knows how to give a good tanking.

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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:30
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A sweet nursing sister called Alice
Had a flat near Buckingham Palace.
To help with the rent
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:40
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A sweet nursing sister called Alice
Had a flat near Buckingham Palace.
To help with the rent
She gave her assent
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:46
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A sweet nursing sister called Alice
Had a flat near Buckingham Palace.
To help with the rent
She gave her assent
But it ended up a poisoned chalice
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:50
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Lunchtime, and it's gone awful dark
Such that we're all moved to remark
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 11:56
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Too wet in North Surrey,
To go out for a curry,



agree treads, really gloomy here!
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 12:05
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Lunchtime, and it's gone awful dark
Such that we're all moved to remark
Too wet in North Surrey,
To go out for a curry
So we’ll order by phone for a lark.
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 12:12
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The end of the world it is said
Is preceded by darkness and dread.
Angels with trumpets
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Old 13th Aug 2015, 12:23
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The end of the world it is said
Is preceded by darkness and dread.
Angels with trumpets
Satan looking triumphant
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