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Old 24th May 2020, 12:04
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I'm taking my missus to Durham
Dragging her there by her arrum,
But if she's A over T
And down on her knee
She won't be singing a dithyramb.
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Old 24th May 2020, 13:04
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On a visit to Barnard Castle
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Old 24th May 2020, 13:21
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On a visit to Barnard Castle
Made her injury, metatarsal
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Old 24th May 2020, 13:26
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Considerably worse
For the sake of this verse
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Old 24th May 2020, 13:26
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On a visit to Barnard Castle
Made her injury, metatarsal
But she didn't care -
she wasn't really there
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Old 24th May 2020, 13:47
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On a visit to Barnard Castle
Made her injury, metatarsal
But she didn't care -
she wasn't really there.
It was all made up by some ars'le

sorry treadi - didn't see your contribution
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Old 24th May 2020, 14:07
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A stupid young arse called Cummings
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Old 24th May 2020, 15:53
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Despite his many shortcomings

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Old 24th May 2020, 19:23
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A stupid young arse called Cummings
Despite his many shortcomings,
Decided to drive,
Though his virus was live,
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Old 24th May 2020, 22:06
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A stupid young arse called Cummings
Despite his many shortcomings,
Decided to drive,
Though his virus was live,
"I'm to important to worry about such things."
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"The laws just don't apply to me"
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Old 25th May 2020, 07:04
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"The laws just don't apply to me"
"And Boris agrees don't you see?"
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Old 25th May 2020, 07:28
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"The laws just don't apply to me"
"And Boris agrees don't you see?"
"I'll spread my diseases"
"Wherever I pleases"
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Old 25th May 2020, 08:37
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"The laws just don't apply to me"
"And Boris agrees don't you see?"
"I'll spread my diseases"
"Wherever I pleases"
"And agree with my puppet's decree"
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Old 25th May 2020, 10:12
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The Chief doesn't follow his guidelines,
Will he soon be put on the sidelines?
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Old 26th May 2020, 06:40
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The Chief doesn't follow his guidelines,
Will he soon be put on the sidelines?
At golf he's a cheat,
He's a permanent Tweet,
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Old 26th May 2020, 07:13
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The Chief doesn't follow his guidelines,
Will he soon be put on the sidelines?
At golf he's a cheat,
He's a permanent Tweet,
And not all the pricks are on porcupines.
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Sometimes when I'm dreaming of home
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Old 26th May 2020, 07:22
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Sometimes when I'm dreaming of home
Snuggled on my mattress made of foam
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Old 26th May 2020, 07:24
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Iím young and in love, lifeís a pome,
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Old 26th May 2020, 09:12
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Sometimes when I'm dreaming of home
Snuggled on my mattress made of foam
And in comes Big Jess
In her size 40 dress
Iím young and in love, lifeís a pome,
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Old 26th May 2020, 10:19
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Unfaithful are we when we dream?






Thanks Treaders!
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