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Old 20th Mar 2019, 21:14
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Knoweth it no end?

Quite the deep dig from the NYT on all the avenues of inquiry that Mr. Mueller is following.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...le-events.html

There is some serious investigative work being undertaken here to be sure.

Of course while it is all a deep-state frame up from the Democrats and other nefarious influences, it is impressive nonetheless the number of Russians and their useful idiots that these deep-state actors have assembled to conduct this conspiracy--the number of stories one must invent, the actors that must be briefed, and the plotlines that must be carried out from conception to conclusion. It is obviously serious work trying to frame Donald Trump for misdeeds.

On the other hand, he really could be this felonious.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 04:18
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"Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk."

It's kind of funny, how high the standard of proof is being put for Trump's guilt. After all, when someone is shot, it is usually enough to find a gun; it does not have to be a "smocking gun." Here we've been shown a whole goddam arsenal, but that's just not good enough.

Back before it was Russians it was pussies, the grabbing thereof, with Trump clearly heard on tape boasting of grabbing them and getting away with that. We did not see him say it though, we only heard him, and then saw him a moment later getting off that bus; we could be quite sure that was Trump speaking. Even Trump seemed to think that was him because he sort of apologized, just not to that posse of people with pussies whom he had molested. (They were all vicious liars who were going to be sued, every last one of them.)

Later though, Trump, on reflection, was not even sure that was his own voice that we all heard. True, it could have been John Barron, John Baron, John Miller, or David Dennison speaking; they all sound exactly like Trump, so much like him, and like each other, that some people think all those people are the same person.

In New York City there's a white marble triumphal arch with an inscription reading, in part, "Let us raise a standard to which the wise and the honest can repair." Old words from another time .... The latest words, some of the "best words," form an invitation from Trump to take good numbers for the economy as that standard, as if it would be wise and honest to go with that and let the rest go hang.

A President of the United States of America telling his nation and the world that he takes both Putin and Kim at their words ... that is someone wise enough to be going on with? No, he's a fool! Or he's barking mad, as Mr. Kellyanne Conway has it, when he should know. (Not that she necessarily swings that way, but what should Mrs. Kellyanne Conway shriek when the wave of passion crests? "Grab it, Donald, yes, yes, YES!" is my guess.)

The question of whether Trump is honest was settled a long time ago; he's quite openly dishonest. about his dishonesty so that he's perverted honesty the same way he has perverted sex and marriage.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 04:26
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"Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk."

It's kind of funny, how high the standard of proof is being put for Trump's guilt. After all, when someone is shot, it is usually enough to find a gun; it does not have to be a "smockng gun." Here we've been shown a whole goddam arsenal, but that's just not enough.

Back before it was Russians it was pussies, the grabbing thereof, with Trump clearly heard on tape boasting of grabbing them and getting away with that. We did not see him say it, though, we only heard him, and then saw him a moment later getting off that bus; we could be quite sure it was him. Even Trump seemed to think that was himself because he sort of apologized, just not to that posse of people with pussies whom he had molested. (They were all vicious liars who were going to be sued, every last one of them. Still waiting, meaning "Never gonna happen. Fageddaboudit!)

Later though, Trump, on reflection, was not even sure that was his own voice that we all heard. True, it could have been John Barron, John Baron, John Miller, or David Dennison speaking; they all sound exactly like Trump, so much like him, and like each other, that some people think all those people are the same person.

In New York City there's a white marble triumphal arch with an inscription reading, in part, "°Let us raise a standard to which the wise and the honest can repair." The latest thing is an invitation from Trump to take good numbers for the economy as that standard, as if it would be wise and honest to go with that and let the rest go hang. A President of the United States of America telling his nation and the world that he takes both Putin and Kim at their words ... that is someone wise enough to be going on with? No, he's a fool! Or he's barking mad, as Mr. Kellyanne Conway has it, when he should know. (Not that she necessarily swings that way, but what should Mrs. Kellyanne Conway shriek when the wave of passion crests? "Grab it, Donald, yes, yes, YES!" is my guess.)

The question of whether Trump is honest was settled a long time ago; he's quite open, honest if you will, about his dishonesty. Trump has perverted honesty the same way he has perverted sex and marriage.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 04:48
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Not only that Chuks, but as I take from my bed on this Spring day and peruse the headlines, I find that Trump is once again obsessing over the fallen John McCain. Trump sallies out to a factory in which the workforce is composed of a good deal of veterans and rants to them about how he does not like McCain...using the present tense if the reporting is correct which is a bit creepy to me as it indicates McCain is in his head.

The Conway scenario is equally as weird. The wife's boss is slagging the guy. I would think he would change the locks and boot the dessicated wraith to the kerb. When the wife takes sides like that it is pretty clear the train is off the rails.

Unfortunately, I have come to the conclusion that the millions who support him do so not in spite of his behavior, but rather because they are like that themselves. What other explanation is there?
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 05:48
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Not a Catholic, I see ....

Members of that faith, myself among them 'til I left, often have been raised and schooled in hypocrisy. From that upbringing you can get a very, very precise way of separating practice and belief.

Is Catholic Kellyanne doing anything illegal? No, I guess not, although she is aiding and abetting a criminal who sits in the Oval Office. That's her job, though, what puts Wonder Bread on the table up by Embassy Row.

How far does that sort of thing go, you may ask? Trump attacking her husband, according to Kellyanne, is okay, because her husband attacked him first. The thing is, though, that George attacked Donald mostly with fact, all of it aimed as his style of misrule; Donald is hitting back below the belt, attacking George for being a bad husband. (Trump has been caught shagging porn stars and Playmates, and molesting women various, yet he thinks he can denounce another man as a bad husband, merely for criticizing the wife's boss?)

Actually, Donald, George has explained how attacking you is letting him stay a good husband by not needing to shout at his wife. (That's kind of weird, isn't it? If I were married to someone who kept a votive lamp burning in front of a portrait of Adolf, would it be enough for me to denounce Adolf? Call me a bad husband, but I think I would want to have a few words with my wife about that sort of thing. You can't be a good person when you are for a bad one, not really.)

It's not as though Kellyanne needs this job. Her husband is a successful Washington lawyer from a wealthy family so that it's not that she'd end up selling apples by the curb on M Street if she quit. A boss who attacks a spouse in this way should be enough to make anyone in her circumstances quit the job, I think. I guess these weird appearances she does, yammering on non-stop over her interviewers, ignoring whatever she is asked, to go off on screechy-mad rants instead, really put meaning in her life, more meaning than she would gain by being a loyal wife. (I think that almost every person who has ever worked for Trump thought, "Yeah, he screws over everyone who has ever worked for him, but he won't do that to me, because I am special. Kellyanne thinks she is special.)

Jeez, Fred, look at the time! Want to join my club, Insomniacs Against Trump?

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Old 21st Mar 2019, 08:41
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Is it just me or do Tomi Lahren, Laura Ingraham and Kellyanne Conway look like the same person before, during and after a crystal meth addiction?
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 09:40
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Hmmm ....

I went looking for an image of Kellyanne that did not make her look like a meth-head. Here's the most flattering one I could find. It's from 2001, before anyone had heard of her. It shows her, George, and one of the kids, I think:

https://articlebio.com/strategist-ke...le-parents-yet
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 13:51
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In honour of John Sydney McCain III

May I just take a moment to counter the current spat from the so-called POTUS in saying I am very much looking forward to his death and funeral. I am sure it will be an historic event, most likely the most historic event ever, period. Just bring it on, soon.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 17:23
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Don't get excited.

Trump wants to be buried at one of his golf courses. No, I am not making this up: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/where-trump-wants-to-be-buried

Heads of State are usually interred in something a bit more imbued with gravitas than a freaking golf course, but this is Donald John Trump we are speaking of.

Expect an obelisk in the form of a giant middle finger extended, flanked by a pair of bone spurs rampant, all in Carrara marble: one final "F*ck you!" to a nation which failed to love Trump even half as much as he loved himself.

Per Trump's final wish, his son Eric shall be interred with him, dead or not dead it makes no difference. Donald, Jr., Ivanka, and Jared Kushner shall all be present, but flanked by marshals since they will only be on day release from Federal Prison Camp Otisville, New York State.

The funeral cortege shall stretch for miles, with its most eye-catching feature Kim Jong Un's big, black Mercedes limo surrounded by nine jogging bodyguards.

At the graveside there shall be the usual salute of three volleys, followed by the most complete missing-man formation ever, one flown by both the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels, two six-ship formations each made up of no aircraft whatsoever, something for the Guinness Book of Records. (John McCain had to make do with only one missing aircraft because he was not a real war hero, just someone who got himself captured. Trump gets two whole formations of missing aircraft, so "Suck it, Loser!")

Instead of Taps the bugler shall perform "New York, New York."

At the conclusion of the ceremony the honor guard shall fold the Russian flag and present it to Vladimir Putin, bringing the Trump Era to its close.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 17:57
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Originally Posted by Hempy View Post
Is it just me or do Tomi Lahren, Laura Ingraham and Kellyanne Conway look like the same person before, during and after a crystal meth addiction?
Hempy Old House...If that picture of those three does not kill one's aappetite I am not sure what would. Roadkill is known for more pulchritude. Something about that mouth agape stare framed on a dessicated and pulled visage.

Glad it was not mealtime when I saw this.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 21:25
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Originally Posted by chuks View Post

Don't tell anyone, but if the last two women in the world were Kellyanne Conway and the Arkansas Lard Biscuit, I would go for Kellyanne. Damn me for a shallow person, but there it is.

Jeez, Fred, look at the time! Want to join my club, Insomniacs Against Trump?
Chuks, I think if they were the last two women left that I would take a vow of celibacy and consider becoming something along the Protestant version of a Carmalite monk. Either that or weigh taking up duties as a eunuch or a later-life castrato. I just do not think I could bring myself to do the wild thing with either one of them.

A life of self-abnegation seems to be preferable to the horror one would have to, post deed, live with. Talking about PTSD!

I have faith that were you faced with this terrible scenario that once you were peering into the abyss that you would recoil with your honour intact.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 21:53
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Originally Posted by Uncle Fred View Post
Chuks, I think if they were the last two women left that I would take a vow of celibacy and consider becoming something along the Protestant version of a Carmalite monk.
Not sure which two you are referring to, but both Tomi Lahren (young and attractive) Laura Ingraham(seasoned and attractive) fit into my "If I was going to stray, either would be fine by me." But I probably can't afford either.
But as I have no intention of straying, that remains a pointless hypothetical.
The much reported upon Mrs Conway would be safe from my more lecherous instincts, were I inclined to stray.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 22:13
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Originally Posted by Lonewolf_50 View Post
Not sure which two you are referring to, but both Tomi Lahren (young and attractive) Laura Ingraham(seasoned and attractive) fit into my "If I was going to stray, either would be fine by me." But I probably can't afford either.
But as I have no intention of straying, that remains a pointless hypothetical.
The much reported upon Mrs Conway would be safe from my more lecherous instincts, were I inclined to stray.

Lonewolf, If I read Chuk's setup correctly, I believe he had narrowed the hypothetical to there being only two women left in the world--Sarah Huckabee Sanders (aka the Arkansas Lard Biscuit/ALB) and Conway. I assume he has built into the scenario that all are single and thus the matter of matrimonial devotion would not be tested in any way.

As far as the others, I am not familiar, but their pictures do rather remind me of the desiccated flowers that my grandmother used to have pressed between the pages of the large family bible. Perhaps real life and no television studio make-up is more kind to them than Hempy's pictures so I will take your words as a correction in this matter.

I would be interested in hearing their voices however. I need to listen on YouTube to what Mrs. Ingraham sounds like. Sadly, as much as I like the various American accents (and there are a surprising number I was pleased to discover), I cannot stand that grating Fox News female bleat. Not that I watch the station mind, but when one is in the U.S. it is sort of hard to get away from--it being the state run broadcaster and all.... Perhaps this voice is used on the broadcasters as well, but it is not reflective of the female american voices that I hear whilst flying to the U.S. Are they taught, in some special news-presenter school, to sound like Rottweilers?
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 22:49
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You know how with some women you might wake up and find your wallet gone? I think that with Kellyanne you might wake up and find one of your kidneys missing, stolen to pay for some tchochkes for the nest.

I'm just bluffing about having anything to do with either one of those harpies, not the fat one but not the scrawny one either. It would have to be something involving a desert island, a shipwreck, two survivors, and a crate of Viagra. And no goats! I am going back now to edit that post and then deny I ever wrote it. FAKE NEWS!

Kellyanne looks just like a magpie, doesn't she? She's like some bright-eyed, predatory bird, out there stalking around D.C., looking for anything shiny to pick up and make off with. Morality does not come into the behavior of a magpie so that it's not theft, it's just what they do.

Kellyanne grew up poor, out there picking blueberries in the Pine Barrens every summer for eight years, grab-grab-grab. Now she's coining it, shilling for Trump, raking in as much cash as she can run away with and to hell with the rest of us, including Mr. Kellyanne Conway. That is my guess, anyway. It seems pretty clear that what she thinks of as success as the go-to shill for Trump has gone straight to her head. Like Cohen before her this second-rate person thinks she is in the catbird seat. Unlike Cohen before her she has not had to do anything flat illegal; she just lies like a trouper whenever that seems like a good idea to her.

Somewhere along the line I picked up a joke set of teeth with eyes, on little legs. You wind this gizmo up, set it down on any flat surface, and it just dances around with the teeth chattering like mad, until after about 20 seconds the spring motor runs down. That's Kellyanne's schtick, just chattering away, spouting nonsense. Last interview I saw was one where she answered a question about why doesn't Trump speak out about racist violence with nonsense about Democrats killing babies.


I look forward to seeing her explain about how it's okay for her boss to go medieval on her husband. It is bound to be quite original.

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Old 21st Mar 2019, 23:02
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Would there really be much sexist fuss if instead - these women were male? I think not.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 23:31
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After 40 days at sea, nothing a brown paper bag can't fix.
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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 00:12
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It would be TWO paper bags, one for her, and one for you in case hers came off.
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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 05:04
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As a patriot you are supposed to lay a flag over her face and do it for your country.

Trump's pathetic claim of not having been thanked for approving McCain's funeral at the National Cathedral drew this from the Cathedral:

"Only a state funeral for a former president involves consultation with government officials. No funeral at the Cathedral requires the approval of the president or any other government official.”

It was bad enough, what Trump said. That it was a lie does the near-impossible, making it even worse.

"Doctor Freud, please call your office immediately. We have an obese, geriatric male here who seems to be suffering from penis envy, and it looks serious. Too, he claims to be the 45th President of the United States of America who would have won the Popular Vote except for millions of fake votes. He's making the other patients very nervous because he just sits there in the Waiting Room playing with his phone. Sometimes he screams at it."
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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 07:00
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Originally Posted by chuks View Post
Trump wants to be buried at one of his golf courses. No, I am not making this up: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/where-trump-wants-to-be-buried

Heads of State are usually interred in something a bit more imbued with gravitas than a freaking golf course, but this is Donald John Trump we are speaking of.

Expect an obelisk in the form of a giant middle finger extended, flanked by a pair of bone spurs rampant, all in Carrara marble: one final "F*ck you!" to a nation which failed to love Trump even half as much as he loved himself.

Per Trump's final wish, his son Eric shall be interred with him, dead or not dead it makes no difference. Donald, Jr., Ivanka, and Jared Kushner shall all be present, but flanked by marshals since they will only be on day release from Federal Prison Camp Otisville, New York State.

The funeral cortege shall stretch for miles, with its most eye-catching feature Kim Jong Un's big, black Mercedes limo surrounded by nine jogging bodyguards.

At the graveside there shall be the usual salute of three volleys, followed by the most complete missing-man formation ever, one flown by both the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels, two six-ship formations each made up of no aircraft whatsoever, something for the Guinness Book of Records. (John McCain had to make do with only one missing aircraft because he was not a real war hero, just someone who got himself captured. Trump gets two whole formations of missing aircraft, so "Suck it, Loser!")

Instead of Taps the bugler shall perform "New York, New York."

At the conclusion of the ceremony the honor guard shall fold the Russian flag and present it to Vladimir Putin, bringing the Trump Era to its close.
Just to add a bit more info re funeral arrangements Chuks;


It will be the best and biggest funeral, probably ever. You should see the guest list, probably the most people ever seen, get there early.
A big beautiful wall will be built to keep out the hordes of terrible drug dealers and rapists from down South. Witch hunters will not be welcomed. Veterans are encouraged to come except for those who were shot down or were POW's. (POW's are not hero's). There will be a special delegation of Bone Spur legends in attendance. Muslims except the really really rich ones are advised to check in one week prior, expect lengthy delays. Guest speakers include but not limited to Kim Jong "yeah baby" Un , Vladimir you know who, Roger Stoned, Sean "Hannity any sense", Steve "Bannon 'em all" and Sarah Huckabee "finger lickin good, not" Sanders.
The entire world media (all corrupt Hillary lover's) will be banned except the beautiful people from Fox News. The event will be live streamed using 6G technology to the galaxy and relayed to neighbouring galaxies by Space Force.
The USAF will perform the biggest, fastest and most beautiful flypast with their F-52's. F-35's will be there also but you won't see them because they are invisible.
P.S. It will be a non smocking event and covfefe is not authorised. Hamberders will be served to all.

Stay tuned for updates, further information will be released as it comes to hand..
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Old 22nd Mar 2019, 09:54
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Chuks and Octane - thank you, you have raised my mood greatly. Probably more greatly than has ever been done, ever. So many here, perhaps hundreds, or thousands of hundreds, I've heard told millions are working so so hard to make sense of the whole world, you wouldn't believe, no it's true, it should be on Fox, then folks would know.
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