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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 19:13
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Was this a real spoonerism or is it an urban myth that he once said:

"...and you sir are a shining wit!"
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 19:16
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I only know of one spoonersim that also seems to be a euphemism. It is: Wafty krank

Anyone know any others?
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 20:03
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Police officer: "What type of hat was the suspect wearing?"

Witness: "It was a cat flap!"
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 20:43
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Spooner was known to have referred to the Queer old Dean (meanings were probably not quite the same in those days!).
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 21:02
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I once enjoyed seeing that movie A Sale of Two Titties.

Madame DeFarge didn't like a sick duck, though Mr DeFarge was a pheasant plucker.

Twas disappointing we never got to see Lucy Manette's tool kits.
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 22:02
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Well some one had to .... for MagnusP


This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters
had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.


The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.


When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
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Old 3rd Dec 2014, 13:35
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It definitely runs in the family.

My Father had a friend called Terry Hart. I opened the door to his knock one day (aged 5 years) and loudly announced to the house that it was Hairy Tart..

My elder brothers groom speech at his wedding was supposed to end with the line 'and I shall protect her like a knight in shining armour'.......predictable he screwed it into 'shite in knighming armour'
Naturally he's never been allowed to forget it.
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Old 4th Dec 2014, 07:09
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Victoria Regina can be hard to say.

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