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Old 27th Sep 2014, 01:32   #1 (permalink)
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Meanwhile .. back in the Good 'ol NK ....

... it looks like the Little Fat Wun is suffering severely from excessive indulgence in the rich foods and strong drinks of the Capitalist Pigs ....

One can only hope that careless associates accidentally kick his big toe on regular occasions ....

Kim Jong Un suffering from "discomfort"
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 01:45   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe he is spending too much time in the Mongolian bar, with you know who.
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too much time in the Mongolian bar, with you know who.
Hell, if we could all be there I'd buy them both a drink and you too!

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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:09   #4 (permalink)
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Caco, they have the same rules as PPRuNe. No YouTube videos by Caco.
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He could well be renamed "Big fat wun" soon then ?
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As the article implies, the bugger has gout and no doubt due to the Swiss cheese he eats...

Those perfidious Swiss!

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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:36   #8 (permalink)
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Hard to believe you can get gout from eating grass and roots.
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said Ms Park's speech in New York
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malign ravings of a "psychopath"
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Commies who live in stone houses
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 10:19   #10 (permalink)
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Mike - What's that old standby comeback that we love to use? ... "It takes one to know one."
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I need new glasses I thought it said "Back in good 'ol MK"

Still MK is similar to NK and as Wild Willy Barrett said "There be many ways in, but there baint be any out, especially if you happen to be a tourist huk huk " *





*from the intro to MK Special
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 12:12   #12 (permalink)


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I enjoyed the news about his father on a local radio station :

"Kim Jong Il is no longer ill. He is now dead."

Maybe there will will soon be equally cheering news about Yung Fat Wun.
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Kim Jong Un prescribed new wonder drug


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Since he has gout and has become unwell is it proper to address him as Kim jung ILL ?


Hat coat and exit Gangnam style.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 13:16   #15 (permalink)
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That poor guy next to him looks terrified - more than a sheen of perspiration there! Must be like standing next to Caligula, only with a worse view.......
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He should look terrified! He hasn't had the same "demon barber" haircult!
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Lousy welding on the flange.
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Lousy welding on the flange.
You haven't seen mine!
Anyway, good enough or liquidised baby cattle food
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Lousy welding on the flange.
And half the bolts are missing. Manager at Bolt Factory No3 executed for not meeting production targets.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 15:08   #20 (permalink)
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Lousy welding on the flange
That's usually the best that prison labour can do, I'm afraid. I'm sure the beatings will continue until the morale (and welding) improves.

Am I correct in assuming that that's most likely a lithium-soap based lubricating grease going into those drums?

With [2"] and [304] (stainless type) cast into the pipe fitting, I'm guessing some capitalist Western Pig industrial products have managed to find their way to NK?

The look on the blokes face on the left speaks volumes to me. He's sweating and thinking ...

"Sh!t, I hope this jerry-built batch of industrial plumbing keeps working while Glorious Leader is watching! If it breaks down while he's watching, it's 30 years in a gulag for me!!"
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