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Old 14th Nov 2013, 08:20
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Death Wish - Impersonating cop for DONUTS

Man Arrested for Impersonating Cop to Get Discount on Donuts

You have to wonder at some people...........
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 11:21
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I'm sure the cops understand, he may even get sent to the Police Academy.
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:08
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Must be a Florida-thing because I do know that for many police departments the new thing is not munching on donuts but bagels. Which is probably for more healthier than fried fat/donuts!
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:09
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If I dress up as a donut will the "caps" respond quicker?
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:12
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Dak Man:

Do NOT do that. Not only would the cops respond quicker they would eat you.
Then again, you are Canadian. Maybe not.
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:37
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Always thought the Donut to be a rather bland sweetmeat,the ones I get dont have a hole in the middle and are spherical in aspect, taking advantage if this development they flood the interior with dairy cream and strawberry jam.
Most good, much better than those tasteless sugar coated toroids.
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:46
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They have a doughnut here called a crueller (not sure of the spelling) which are horrible. They are more like a cake. The best doughnuts ever were the jam one from Lyons Corner House. When I worked in London, I used to buy one every morning on my way to work. One doughnut product over here which I don't understand is called a doughnut hole. It's the bits they cut out of the ring doughnuts. They should be called doughnut centres or middles. A hole is a negative space. I also have a problem with calling bottled beer "draft" (pedant mode off) I await incoming!
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:56
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Tony D:

A donut here in the U.S. is predominately fried dough with lots of sugar included. Has nothing to do with sweetmeats at all.

limeygal:

You are referring to a Cruller. Is this what you're referring to?



Regardless, they are disgusting and tasteless.
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 12:59
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I'll wager Chuckie never got his law enforcement discount donuts, because he didn't look fat enough!
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:05
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Fat cops? Say it ain't so!!!

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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:06
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rgb-yup, that's the one
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Like I wrote earlier, limeygal, Crullers are nasty, tasteless blobs of sugared something or other. I'm probably biased against them, though, because my maternal uncle used to eat boxes of them. At one sitting.
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for many police departments the new thing is not munching on donuts but bagels
So in predominantly Hispanic areas, do the police not know whether they are carmen or cohen?
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:14
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This is the best Doughnut that I've ever eaten

A Tim Horton's (that's a Canuckistani chain) Boston Cream

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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:16
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Dak Man:

Upon gazing at your "Boston Cream" donut I suddenly started having heart palpitations and my blood sugar went soaring stratosphere-wards as well.

I wonder how many calories are in something like that? 23 quad-zillion?

When you eat something like that do you also order a diet coke?
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:20
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WRT donuts (or doughnuts) I prefer the freshly-cooked slender ones available at outdoor events rather than the stodgy ones sold in shops.
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A question for our North American cousins, what is kneaded to make bread?
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Old 14th Nov 2013, 13:23
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rgb,

According to Mrs 4ma's first law of dieting, there are no calories in any food which someone else has purchased. Calories only exist in food which one has purchased ones-self.

Therefore, providing that Mrs Dak Man purchased that doughnut, then the answer to your question would be 'Nil'.
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We've just got back from a week in NYC had a fab time went to Saint Andrews bar just off Time Square every night and took in a Rangers game at MSG, only one complaint they serve English beer ( Bass) freezing cold.
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Interesting 4ma... Mrs. rgb, on the other hand, is of a different school of thought in that EVERYTHING has too many calories in it. Thus, the portions one eats should be as minimal as possible. And fat is to be avoided like the bubonic plague.

Which is probably why mrs. rgb stand 5'4" tall and weighs but 110lbs. Of which have of that weight is probably in her tits. But that's not a bad thing.
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