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Cheryl Cole's Tattooed Arse

Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:06
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:25
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Holy cow ! If ever she needs an enema. she's in trouble. Be like pushing a banana into a crevice in the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:28
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Perhaps she needs to prove that her crap smells of roses. What an awful woman and what gross disfigurement. Whoever did that should be ashamed.
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:40
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Holy cow !

Silly cow was the phrase that came to mind here. Quite revolting.
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:49
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The poor love was fretting about cellulite on her posterior and now that will be camouflaged until the roses fade and wither....Whilst I cannot stand her 'public character and 'singing career', and her voice, she is quite pretty on those beauty commercials. What on earth goes through her mind wanting to deface (de-arse) her body like that ?



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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:56
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and now that will be camouflaged until the roses fade and wither....
Why would they wither? They are in the right place for regular fertiliser to be wiped over them!



... What did she get done on the reverse side? Perhaps she continues the gardening theme?


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Old 25th Aug 2013, 19:57
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There's a fine line between some stylish, body-enhancing ink, and what Ms Cole has had applied.

TBH, reminds me of the sort of wallpaper popular in Victorian times, usually to be found adorning the walls of the lavatory.

Talk about defacing a work of art....
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 20:23
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How manky will that posterior look when the dame hits an age when she is not so keen to display her Kelmscott imprinted arse to the world...?

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Tattooing Cheryl Cole's @rse? That's the job I always wanted.
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Just nipping in to say thank you for the thread title. Best one in ages.
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I haven't listened to her music but saw that she went out to cheer up the
troops and by the looks of things was very popular - she seemed to
hit the right chord with them and "mucked in" a bit. That impressed me.

But when I saw what she had done in the newspaper, I nearly died.

Don't like it, as above, looks like Victorian Wall paper.
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 20:32
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What ever happened to the honest peachy white translucence of an English maiden's bum I ask myself...?

The woman hasn't so much gilded the lily as exposed her rose and it looks awful...

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"Just nipping in to say thank you for the thread title. Best one in ages. "

I would say the best thread title since I have been on PP.

Not often a chance comes up like this.
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 20:39
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It could have been worse.

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Old 25th Aug 2013, 20:43
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As always a JB thread reaches the serious parts where other threads just don't dare go...

No doubt questions about the state of Ms Cole's derriere will be asked in the house when the lazy incompetents get back from their holidays...

Never let a gimcrack go unobserved I say...

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That rosy arse hints at a possible rosy scent.

However, I expect it will have the same shitty, or fishy aroma it had before the 'decorators' went in.

Not that that's a bad thing!
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 21:00
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However, I expect it will have...
Cheryl's riposte is just in...


As Ms Anderson sings "I'd sing you a tune and promise you the moon"...

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Old 25th Aug 2013, 21:03
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Apparently on the other side she has Tu lips
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 21:08
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Can it be some kind sole (soul) is able to airbrush the offending tattoos so an altogether better look at said arse is achieved?
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Old 25th Aug 2013, 21:12
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Anyone who has seen the photo in the media of Christine Keeler
of the Profumo affair will get an idea of what this will look like
in 30years time.

Former model Christine Keeler, 71, is unrecognisable 50 years after Profumo affair | Mail Online
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