ex82watcher

pennies from heaven...

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which was really taking the urine and put a real

Alsacienne

dampener on

Krystal n chips

the Summer fete in Little Snortsham, now rescheduled for the 16th January due to........

jolihokistix

infighting between those with apostrophes in their double-barrelled names and

LowNSlow

those who insisted on a hyphen between

Krystal n chips

a python and a pylon as they were far from being the full Monty and had attracted the attention of the quiet Corleone couple who organised the lucky dip tub, but with one cunning twist which was.......

frampton

Oliver, who had become ...

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Brahms and Liszt in a classic schizophrenic

jolihokistix

martini, with added capers, naturally, and a dash of

hiflymk3

dots that even Inspector Morse

ex82watcher

wouldn't endeavour to...

Krystal n chips

to take his pick from as there was no hiding place from the Sweeney let alone the feared flowerpot men whose clandestine activities were shamefully exposed when.......

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The order came to

spitfirek5054

put your trousers on,you`re nicked

gemma10

as they were indeed the wrong type of trousers according to

ex82watcher

Wallace,who insisted that Bertie should wear plus-fours only when playing golf,and of course,when on-course or off-course,it was of course Mrs Windsor who wore the trousers,which set a precedent when it came to...

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Frank's many appearances in Z Cars and

ve3id

other means of conveyance for suspected

Krystal n chips

fare dodgers , yorkie bar eating when driving truckers and Reginald, famed for his parking skills, but, under no circumstances would the following be conveyed......