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Old 8th Nov 2019, 21:33
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What's the difference between a Kebab Shop and a cl!toris?

A bloke can find a kebab shop when he's p!ssed.
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Old 9th Nov 2019, 10:50
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It's a hybrid of a Renault Clio and a Ford Taurus.
Many years ago, when one was involved in the Air Display "circus", there was a fashion for fake name badges.
Examples were Dan Winterland, Pete O'Head and J Y Kelly (you need to think about the last one....)

One of the girls on the circuit - a wing-walker IIRC - had a name badge with "Cleo Taurus" on it.......
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Old 9th Nov 2019, 12:24
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Originally Posted by teeteringhead View Post
One of the girls on the circuit - a wing-walker IIRC - had a name badge with "Cleo Taurus" on it.......
Wasn't Lesley Gale was it? I seem to recall her previous occupation was quite revealing. Also recall Ms Gale was superseded on the Stearman's top wing by Ms Tempest - and those fake name badges smack of Tempest senior!
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 16:59
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We came across an old family bible in a clear out; they were used to record family events in their time in the 19th Century and before.

There is a page for Births, and i thought I would share the religious thoughts at the top and bottom of the page;





I'm not sure that these days we all want our quivers to be that full........
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 19:11
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Originally Posted by old,not bold View Post
We came across an old family bible in a clear out; they were used to record family events in their time in the 19th Century and before.

There is a page for Births, and i thought I would share the religious thoughts at the top and bottom of the page;





I'm not sure that these days we all want our quivers to be that full........
Have you read Barchester Towers?

One of the characters is Mr Quiverful, a poor clergyman with 14 children.
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:14
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Originally Posted by Sallyann1234 View Post
Have you read Barchester Towers?

One of the characters is Mr Quiverful, a poor clergyman with 14 children.
One of the relations on my wife's side has 21 and that is post war.
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:36
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One of the relations on my wife's side has 21 and that is post war.

All out of the same person?
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 21:41
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That's the risk of living in an area with poor TV reception....
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 22:34
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... and fecund milkmen!
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 06:59
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Is that what is meant by a housewife asking for extra cream?
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Old 12th Nov 2019, 10:26
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Wasn't Lesley Gale was it?
think it was treadi - it was certainly her sort of time.

ISTR some bad - if entirely predictable - dits about "Gale Warnings"!
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Old 13th Nov 2019, 15:27
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Not sure if these photos count as jokes or not, but they did make me chuckle. Taken from this story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49690173


Grab life by the....



He's right behind me, isn't he?
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Old 13th Nov 2019, 17:14
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As one who once had an overenthusiastic cat, that first pic did not make me chuckle, but shudder.
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Old 13th Nov 2019, 22:44
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Old 15th Nov 2019, 21:48
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 22:02
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 03:37
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 17:45
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 19:23
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 19:28
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A couple of years later...



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