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Old 8th Jul 2019, 21:14
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How about some late arrivals at the pilots' ball?

"Mr and Mrs Ingplanesgrounded and their son Beau"
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 21:34
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Mr. and Mrs. Hedral and their children Dai, Anne and Polly.
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 22:02
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Or Mr & Mrs Vale and their useless son Noah.
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 22:05
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I once knew a Luftwaffe Major Dryer, he had a son and daughter called Tumble and Spin.
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 22:18
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Originally Posted by Sallyann1234 View Post
How about some late arrivals at the pilots' ball?
Mr and Mrs O'Heet and their son Pete.
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 22:21
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Former troublesome neighbours, Mr and Mrs Roe, had 2 even more troublesome sons, who got labelled Skid and Death.
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Old 8th Jul 2019, 23:10
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Originally Posted by Economics101 View Post
Former troublesome neighbours, Mr and Mrs Roe, had 2 even more troublesome sons, who got labelled Skid and Death.
Sorry, I am late in getting in to this: Has anybody mentioned the usher announcing "Mr. and Mrs. Bola, and their son, Master Tom?

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Old 9th Jul 2019, 04:10
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Mr and Mrs Da Kota and their son Douglas
Mr and Mrs Key and their charming daughter Piper Cherry
Will you welcome please, Mr and Mrs Cord and their son Con - he's in a bit of a hurry.

And representing local churches, please welcome...

Mr and Mrs Count and their daughter Vi
Mr and Mrs Guard and their son Van
Mr and Liant and their lovely daughter Val.

They're all vicars.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 06:30
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Mr and Mrs Vator and their daughter Ellie.
Mr and Mrs Stick and their daughter Joy
Mr and Mrs Fischal-Orizon and their son Artie
And from China Mrs and Mrs Ming and their daughter Ly Co
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 06:52
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Who is talking about my daughter Allie?
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 07:45
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Probably Mr and Mrs Teatude's son Al.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 07:45
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Pete Ott
O Leo-Strutt
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 08:18
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A traffic cop friend swears he once stopped a car being driven by a lovely lady called Ophelia Balls.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 08:23
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Please welcome Mr and Mrs Essem and their high flyer son Harvey.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 08:48
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Announcing Mr Billy Sugger and partner Milly Soo.

I actually had a colleague Jo Kerr.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 08:49
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Mr & Mrs Poole and their daughter Cess
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 09:09
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Mr and Mrs John Knott, and their daughter Shirley.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 09:35
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From America, we welcome Mr and Mrs Tation and their sons Cy and Levi, accompanied by Mr and Mrs Edent and their son Dec.

Representing the Royal Aero Club, please acknowledge Mr and Mrs Capairacing and their son Andy...
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 10:16
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And an old colleague of mine K. Hunt!
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 10:26
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And an old colleague of mine K. Hunt!
Mr & Mrs Murray and their son Callum
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