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Old 14th May 2019, 10:11
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Old 14th May 2019, 14:54
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Old 17th May 2019, 07:01
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Old 17th May 2019, 08:05
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Old 18th May 2019, 06:56
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Old 18th May 2019, 15:43
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Old 19th May 2019, 12:14
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Old 19th May 2019, 14:16
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Originally Posted by ricardian View Post
Yes, well, there's just the one answer to both questions.............
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Old 19th May 2019, 16:50
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Originally Posted by old,not bold View Post
Yes, well, there's just the one answer to both questions.............
And in the "budget" stores she would have been briefed to use only three pieces of tissue; one for up, one for down and one for polishing.
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Old 19th May 2019, 17:22
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Three? I believe that the Arab method is one small sheet folded into four with the corner torn off to form a hole through which the finger is poked, afterwards using the torn-off corner to scrape out the fingernail - but I suppose that only works with stiff sheets like Bronco, not the soft stuff used today,
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Old 19th May 2019, 17:32
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I remember when I went to The Egyptian Museum in Cairo in 1987.When I went to the 'Gent's',there was a uniformed employee outside the door,handing out a single sheet of Bronco-type paper.Thankfully,for the purpose of my visit,it wasn't necessary !
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Old 19th May 2019, 18:31
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When I worked in the Gulf in the 1970s I saw the building of a number of new palaces for the locals. Seems that many prefer a small space in their paddock to the modern wc built inside - sand being far preferred to paper. Wonder if this is still the case?
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Old 19th May 2019, 19:06
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Wire brush for me.....
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Old 19th May 2019, 19:19
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Originally Posted by ex82watcher View Post
I remember when I went to The Egyptian Museum in Cairo in 1987.When I went to the 'Gent's',there was a uniformed employee outside the door,handing out a single sheet of Bronco-type paper.Thankfully,for the purpose of my visit,it wasn't necessary !
No problem with only 1 sheet of paper. Tear a hole in the centre large enough for your finger, but rememeber to keep the piece of paper which was torn out of the middle.
Insert you finger and clean your backside!
The small piece of paper?
Oh yes, fold it and use it to clean you finger nail. LOL
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Old 19th May 2019, 20:03
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Originally Posted by ex82watcher View Post
I remember when I went to The Egyptian Museum in Cairo in 1987.When I went to the 'Gent's',there was a uniformed employee outside the door,handing out a single sheet of Bronco-type paper.Thankfully,for the purpose of my visit,it wasn't necessary !
My backpack always has two loo rolls in it. Which I find I have to use more often in "western" countries than when visiting exotic places.
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