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Old 30th Mar 2019, 18:40
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Originally Posted by Falcon Al View Post
Yes, it's been doin' the rounds.
Quote:
The cartridge-as-fuse story appears to be false:


Yes, it's been doin' the rounds.

It's still a barrel of laughs though.
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 23:13
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[color=left=#000000]When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

The missing element is Unobtainium.[/color]
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 04:55
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Thank you ricardian for the flow chart (Brexit next steps) presented in post 12695. Up to this point I'll admit to being somewhat confused about this whole Brexit thing. That chart however shines like a ray of sunshine slicing through through the dark clouds of confusion which we see in the media - even on this remote side of the planet. We now look forward with confidence to the outcome of this curious business knowing with just the slightest hint of smugness that we saw it here first. And to think that there are people that still question the value of jet-blast ...
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 18:06
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A teacher in a kindergarten is having a quiz with little ones - "find a superfluous figure". Little Isaac,having been asked "what is superfluous among carrot, cabbage, mercedes and onion?" replied that superfluous there are carrot, cabbage and onion.
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 20:55
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Originally Posted by Blossy View Post

[color=left=#000000]The missing element is Unobtainium.[/color]
I believe the Imperial name for Unobtainium is Unicornium.
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 21:37
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Originally Posted by Auxtank View Post
+1 for the Bunser Burners
(1) Connect a piece of rubber tubing between the gas tap and the water tap.
(2) Turn both taps on.
(3) Observe the confusion as all the Bunsen burners in the lab go out.

No, I don't know how long it took to get the water out of the gas pipes, or which poor sod got the job of sorting this out, we were too busy laughing.
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Old 31st Mar 2019, 21:41
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Originally Posted by Gertrude the Wombat View Post
(1) Connect a piece of rubber tubing between the gas tap and the water tap.
(2) Turn both taps on.
(3) Observe the confusion as all the Bunsen burners in the lab go out.

No, I don't know how long it took to get the water out of the gas pipes, or which poor sod got the job of sorting this out, we were too busy laughing.
And the suddenly serious Science Master (who really is there to teach Football and Rugby) hastily leads all pupils out of the Science Lab in to the quadrangle - scratching his head in genuine perplexity).

Nice one Wombat. Wish I'd been there.

I was, however, a demon when it came to Phosphorus and Sodium experiments. Rough plan; burn the bloody school down.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 00:07
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 09:46
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 11:00
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Originally Posted by ricardian View Post
They'll pay the bill one day...
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 11:08
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 11:38
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
They'll pay the bill one day...
Cook, Bill, Ducks too.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 12:55
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My mate's missus left him last Thursday; she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said, "Not bad; I've been using that powdered stuff."

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Old 1st Apr 2019, 14:32
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My wife just ran away with my best friend and I sure do miss him....

- Ed
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 15:09
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My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"
Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So we walked past it again.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 21:10
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Originally Posted by Auxtank View Post
My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"
Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So we walked past it again.
No pudding for you tonight , then.
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Old 1st Apr 2019, 22:06
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Yup.



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Old 2nd Apr 2019, 23:34
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Old 3rd Apr 2019, 12:23
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Auxtank

Your (excellent) dinosaurs/ark cartoon was anticipated many years ago by Charles Addams - but his were unicorns. I'll try and find a copy.

But judging by tyhe number of unicorns around tese days - some must have escaped!

Edited to add: Found it! Google is your friend...



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Old 3rd Apr 2019, 15:55
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Why there are no Unicorns;

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