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Old 20th Mar 2019, 19:50
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 20:56
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 09:46
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ricardian. That is nasty, mean, cruel, and very funny
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 10:03
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I went to a faith healer last night.

He was absolute rubbish, even a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
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Old 21st Mar 2019, 14:47
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Originally Posted by cavuman1 View Post
What's the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob?

- Ed

when your mom gives me a hamburger , i can only have one .
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 09:44
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 15:29
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 15:35
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 15:45
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 15:51
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Old 23rd Mar 2019, 16:02
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Old 24th Mar 2019, 23:32
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 11:34
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 01:11
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 02:26
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Borrowed with thanks from another thread here on PPRuNe.
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 03:25
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but what do the Chinese characters say?

"Warning, beware of the tower"
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 03:38
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Devil

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie View Post
but what do the Chinese characters say?

"Warning, beware of the tower"
No. They say "M" "C" "A" "S"
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 07:29
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Shouldn't that be CFIT?
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 09:37
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Maybe "BUGGA"
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 09:45
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Originally Posted by UniFoxOs View Post
Shouldn't that be CFIT?
Ends in IT certainly, think the first three are o, s and h.
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