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Old 8th Mar 2019, 14:12
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Staying on theme;



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Old 9th Mar 2019, 11:58
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Two Irish couples decided to do a wife swop one evening.
After 2 hours of frantic sex, Paddy turns over and says;
”Wonder how the girls are getting on?”
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 12:42
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Originally Posted by Auxtank View Post
Staying on theme;


I have had two cups of coffee and as wide a wake as I am going to be but I don't get it. As I thinking too deeply?
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 12:49
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Yes ALAN is the other anagram that Mom loves.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 13:15
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Ah, I thought the Mum chose the daughter’s name, so the Dad chose the son’s.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 13:38
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix View Post
Ah, I thought the Mum chose the daughter’s name, so the Dad chose the son’s.

That would explain how you are still able to type instead of being curled up on the floor, clutching your ribs and laughing hysterically with the rest of us.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 17:25
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Originally Posted by Auxtank View Post
That would explain how you are still able to type instead of being curled up on the floor, clutching your ribs and laughing hysterically with the rest of us.
C#@&$t that took an age. I got the anagram .Just got the twist.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 17:27
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Originally Posted by Wodrick View Post
Yes ALAN is the other anagram that Mom loves.
Maybe I see it differently. Mum names daughter, Dad names son.
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 23:05
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Introduced to a young woman named Lana, she asked "Do you know what my name means backwards?"
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Old 9th Mar 2019, 23:49
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Do I need to remind you of the importance of punctuation?
Introduced to a young woman named Lana, she asked "Do you know what my name means? Backwards!"
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Old 10th Mar 2019, 00:07
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Está servira para distraerle.
 
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Mother names daughter and father names son?
Back when I was a boy in armoured tights, that's how we dealt with virginity on the Welsh Marches.
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Old 10th Mar 2019, 20:48
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Originally Posted by Hydromet View Post
Do I need to remind you of the importance of punctuation?

Is that like helping Uncle Jack, off a horse???
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:08
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 20:32
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, d Au

It may only look like a punctuation mark and 3 letters, but it's comedy gold.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 08:37
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, d Au

Like the fluorescent light strip, it took some time to come on.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 09:23
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Caught having sex by our daughter, we calmly said that we were making her a brother.

She said do it doggy style as I want a puppy
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 12:58
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YRED a few years ago - couldn't resist taking the pic.

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Old 12th Mar 2019, 15:12
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Originally Posted by CHAIRMAN View Post
The equivalent of parking a car in some parts of Liverpool, I guess.
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 15:40
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Old 12th Mar 2019, 15:44
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Originally Posted by LookingForAJob View Post
The equivalent of parking a car in some parts of Liverpool, I guess.
In 1971, we stayed in a Liverpool hotel before catching the ferry to the Isle of Man the following morning.
The concierge was most insistent that we didn't leave the car parked in the street.
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