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Old 17th Aug 2017, 06:51
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... and using your joystick?
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 07:26
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Apologies for being a bit of a "spotter" here, but the photo in post #10725 was not taken on the ground!

Would those be mammatus clouds showing on the w/x radar?
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 07:41
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Why have my recent posts on this thread been deleted? Not sufficiently funny?
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 07:59
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Mine too bnt, think there may be a mod who doesn't appreciate puns!
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 08:13
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Why is only the mods in control here? Give the rockers a chance!
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 08:29
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Originally Posted by underfire View Post
Checklist training.


" I say Lucinda, those nice chaps at ATC have got us well stacked."

"Yes. What did he say about holding?"

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Old 17th Aug 2017, 09:56
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Is that a checklist in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 16:23
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https://youtu.be/R3YBLZMl03I

Do not try this outside your comfort zone. It makes you want to give up smoking & drinking all in one go.

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Old 17th Aug 2017, 18:44
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 19:15
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Originally Posted by ricardian View Post
Last woman to successfully manage that, her son got rather cross.
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 21:45
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Originally Posted by llondel View Post
Last woman to successfully manage that, her son got rather cross.
Unfortunately with the advances in medical science it is legitimately possible for a woman to have children, conceived via artificial insemination and delivered by cesarean section, without actually having had sexual intercourse......

Not quite so funny now, is it?
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 21:52
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Old 17th Aug 2017, 22:06
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Apologies for being a bit of a "spotter" here, but the photo in post #10725 was not taken on the ground!
I dont know, look at the flap setting


Yes, dual fronts on the screen

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Old 17th Aug 2017, 22:23
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Old 18th Aug 2017, 12:59
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Have you heard about the sex position called the "FedEx"?

You stay in all day, but nobody comes.
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Old 18th Aug 2017, 15:16
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I went to the doctor as I kept seeing Mickey Mouse, Pluto and Goofy. He said "Sounds like you're having Disney spells."
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Old 18th Aug 2017, 17:18
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The Judge says to Mickey, I'm sorry I can't give you a divorce from Minnie just because you say she is crazy!

Mickey responds "Judge, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was F*cking Goofie!"
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Old 18th Aug 2017, 19:08
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Old 19th Aug 2017, 09:16
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I said to the baker "Why is it that all those cakes are 50p but this one, which is the same size, is 1"
He said "That's Madeira cake."
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Old 19th Aug 2017, 13:54
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One has to have a pun . . . or two a day.
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