Friday Jokes
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 60
Peking duck tonight!
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl
behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour
and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her
to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the
shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429.
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl
behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour
and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her
to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the
shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429.

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Back too the hot bits again
Posts: 78
Hollywood are making an action movie about the great classical composers.
Bruce Willis says he wants to play Beethoven.
Sylvester Stallone says he want to play Mozart
And Arnold Schwarzenegger says "in that case I'll be Bach "
Bruce Willis says he wants to play Beethoven.
Sylvester Stallone says he want to play Mozart
And Arnold Schwarzenegger says "in that case I'll be Bach "

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 320

Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: San Jose
Posts: 726

Stargazing
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: West
Posts: 427
Old Mrs Cohen was walking home through the park after a hard day's work sewing in her son's tailoring emporium. Suddenly, a flasher stepped out in front of her and opened his coat. Mrs C looked at him scornfully and said,
"You call that a lining?"
"You call that a lining?"

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: N. Spain
Age: 76
Posts: 1,309
After the outbreak of Norovirus at the World Athletics Championships, the baton in the 4x100 metres relay is to be replaced with a toilet roll.
I guess you saw Matt´s cartoon in yesterdays Daily Telegraph.
