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Old 8th Mar 2017, 11:00
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Why did the hairy lesbian cross the road?
Because there was a sign saying the grass is greener on the other side.
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:00
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:44
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I read in the Yorkshire Post just the other day that that the latest craze in Leeds nightclubs is to inject extasy directly into the mouth for the best hit.......
The craze is called 'e by gum'
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:50
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Originally Posted by Art Smass View Post
had a chap called Bill Ankers in a former employ - listed as W. Ankers on the phone list
I used to work with a guy whose full name was Timothy William Andrew Taylor.

His parents were not lateral thinkers, and he rarely initialed documents.
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 15:54
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She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said fillet.
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Old 8th Mar 2017, 18:53
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 08:25
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She was only the Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 08:26
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She was only the Pilot’s daughter, but she always kept her cockpit clean.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 08:46
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:52
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She was only the gravedigger's daughter but she liked to lie under the sod.
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 10:55
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Our local fishmonger's wife - very well known for making her favours 'available' so to speak.
I said to her the other day "Pound of fillet" to which she replied "Pound you don't!"
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 11:17
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She was only a road-digger's daughter, but she certainly liked her asphalt.

PDR
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 11:32
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International Women's Day

Today is International Women's Day.

It was supposed to be yesterday but they took longer than expected to be ready
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Old 9th Mar 2017, 13:00
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 17:38
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 22:15
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She was only the morse operator's daughter, but she di-dit.
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 22:49
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The morse operator's daughter got pregnant, she said "Da-da dit dit".
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Old 10th Mar 2017, 23:43
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Norfolk: The only UK county where MILF contains a comma.
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Old 11th Mar 2017, 00:53
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THE MALE BRAIN...


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Old 11th Mar 2017, 14:36
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I cannot believe who thought it would be a good idea to have a inflatable boxing ring and giant gloves at a 5 year olds birthday party! It was terrible - all the kids were crying, several of them were hurt and some of the girls refused to take part .
However, on a positive note it was a good workout and I have a perfect record of 12 wins including 10 knockouts.
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