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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 04:10
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Oh, I get it!

It's supposed to read that Trump appoints Hillary as ambassador to Turkey!

That's funny, the headline writer making a deliberate grammatical error! I wonder why he didn't put a spelling error in there too, just to make it even funnier ....
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 06:51
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Originally Posted by chuks View Post
It's supposed to read that Trump appoints Hillary as ambassador to Turkey!

That's funny, the headline writer making a deliberate grammatical error! I wonder why he didn't put a spelling error in there too, just to make it even funnier ....
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 07:52
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Irony 101

Many areas offer adult education, evening courses at little cost that address various areas of knowledge that we might have missed growing up. Humor, yes, but also satire, irony, basket-weaving ....

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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 10:24
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Their!

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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 10:38
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Just bought a thesaurus from the store, took it home and found all the pages are blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 10:44
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Tinsel is soooo seventies.
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 13:17
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"There tampons", should surely be "them there tampons"...?
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 14:50
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Pedant mode (ON)
Surely it should be their......
Pedant mode (OFF)
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 15:15
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Tinsel is soooo seventies.
And there I was: thinking it was 'so fifties'.

Buggah!
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 16:15
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Apparently 'sugar' is the only word in the English language were the 'su' sound is pronounced 'sh'.

At least, I'm pretty sure it is.
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Old 22nd Dec 2016, 18:57
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I was sitting in the hospital canteen when the doctor came over, looking very glum.
"What's up, doc?" I asked, as I bit into my sandwich.
"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it," he said.
"I can tell," I replied. "This sandwich is gorgeous."
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 01:34
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I've now been in Jail for just one day and already I've been beaten-up and raped!

My uncle doesn't f*ck around when we're playing monopoly!
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 09:13
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Not so sure, Lafyar - it seems he DOES f*ck around!
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 11:25
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 12:50
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Policeman: Name please?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 15:55
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Five seconds after this picture was taken the world record for the high jump from a kneeling position was broken...





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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 19:01
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A lady took her poodle to the vet and sat down in the waiting room next to another lady with her big Alsatian. The dogs got talking, as you do. The Alsatian asked the poodle why he was looking so glum, and the poodle replied that he was due for 'the snip'. Ouch!
He asked the Alsatian why he was there; a polite poodle.

"Well, my lady is very beautiful, and one day she was in the bathroom and bending over the basin in the nude. Very inviting, but I told myself I was a dog and she was the boss. No way José. But then the urge took hold and I jumped her. Woom/woof."

"Ah" said the poodle, "you are also here for 'the snip'."

'Mais non," said the Alsatian, "I'm here to have my nails clipped."
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 01:04
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 03:24
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I've never had the pleasure? of eating tripe. What's it like if someone would care to enlighten me? It seems to have a "reputation".....
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 03:34
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It's the work of the devil.
Sheep's stomach lining.Unknowingly put some in my mouth one day (it was smothered with a sauce and I thought it was cauliflower) and had to run out of the work canteen within 2 seconds to find a bog to spit it out into.Dry retched for half an hour after.I suppose it might be classified as offal,don't know, but it was f****** disgusting.
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