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Old 25th Oct 2016, 15:46
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[Pedant] Penguins..., who also live on the opposite side of the planet from polar bears. [\Pedant]
No wonder the polar bear was asleep after that long, long walk/swim
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 16:17
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another oldie...

I was in Glasgow last week and thought I would have a look in the job centre, where a vacancy caught my eye. Fanny waxers assistant required. Duties to include washing ladies private parts, applying lotion, and trimming of pubic hair in preparation for waxing. 10 an hour. I thought I would inquire about this and was told I had to go to Dover. " is that where the job is " i asked. " No " said the guy, " it's the end of the ******* queue"
Was it gash in hand?
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 17:02
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An opportunity in pubic services.
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 18:00
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another oldie...

I was in Glasgow last week and thought I would have a look in the job centre, where a vacancy caught my eye. Fanny waxers assistant required. Duties to include washing ladies private parts, applying lotion, and trimming of pubic hair in preparation for waxing. 10 an hour. I thought I would inquire about this and was told I had to go to Dover. " is that where the job is " i asked. " No " said the guy, " it's the end of the ******* queue"
Should have offered them 15 an hour to do the job.
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 18:12
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Probably not all it's cracked up to be!
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 18:28
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Depends if you're cut out for orifice work......
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 18:37
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Let's not split hairs.
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 19:19
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Dover is the right place for Crabs
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 19:42
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Apparently eu natural is back in again.

Maybe less of a waxing and more of a Bobby Charlton comb over.
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 19:59
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The hairs on her dickey dido hang down to her knees
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Old 25th Oct 2016, 20:38
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How is Dinah these days?
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 00:00
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 01:53
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Sully back on deck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8MiJWnfyA

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Old 26th Oct 2016, 03:22
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[/CENTER]

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Old 26th Oct 2016, 05:45
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Some people will do anything to jump a queue.
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 07:54
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These hybrids sometimes give you more power than you need when the engine is cold.
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 10:50
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No sign of any brake lights.
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 11:01
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Clever of the authorities to put that automatic fire extinguisher there in anticipation of an incident like that!
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 13:59
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What country is that?

It looks like the guy is driving out of a car wash exit onto a ramp.
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Old 26th Oct 2016, 14:12
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What country is that?
USA apparently.In Montana,according to this.

Montana driver fails spectacularly at exiting car wash - Autoblog
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