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Old 13th Jul 2016, 18:00
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Está servira para distraerle.
 
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That's extremely funny so thank you.
I shall make sure I use it when the time comes.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 18:08
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PingDit, I`m worried about your number of posts
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 18:30
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PingDit, I`m worried about your number of posts
Reminds me of when a local church of Scotland decided to get a phone back in the day of 3 fig phone numbers. BT gave it the number 666
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 18:32
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 13:04
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Asked the taxi driver at LXGB if he was going to the Celtic match.

"Yes, I play in mid-field for the Lincoln Red Imps."

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Old 14th Jul 2016, 15:01
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 19:34
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More than just an ATCO
 
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How BoJo got the job.

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Old 15th Jul 2016, 00:54
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http://newsrove.com/wp-content/uploa...leNdCTT6_0.png

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Old 15th Jul 2016, 01:12
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https://youtu.be/-R8yDyAn6O0
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 07:38
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Please let this one be 667?!
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 11:51
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Originally Posted by PingDit View Post
Please let this one be 667?!
I think some ungodly person is marking you for a beastly joke
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 12:48
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At an auction, a man got caught up in the bidding for a parrot. He kept getting outbid, so bid higher and higher until finally, he bid way more than he had intended.
Having won, whilst paying for the bird, he said to the auctioneer, "I do hope that this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 16:19
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Please let this one be 667?!

not on jetblast!
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 16:48
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PingDit- Your doomed laddy your doomed
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 19:39
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Old 15th Jul 2016, 23:02
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Originally Posted by PingDit View Post
Please let this one be 667?!
Ping, that serves you right for throwing snowballs at me on another forum.
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 02:14
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Originally Posted by Linedog View Post
Ping, that serves you right for throwing snowballs at me on another forum.
Cripes! That seems like a lifetime ago!
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 12:32
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Old 18th Jul 2016, 00:55
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This may help...

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Old 19th Jul 2016, 14:18
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Three MP's walk out of a bar on the way back to Parliament.
One pulls out a pack of chewing gum, and offers it around.
"Care for some Trident" he asks?

The other two get on their cell phones and call party leadership to see if they should say yes or no.

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I was thinking we'd need to get back to jokes, and I confess that the above may not be the best ever ... but it's an effort.
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