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Old 8th Mar 2012, 10:27
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Is that a cocker spaniel OFSO?
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Old 8th Mar 2012, 11:13
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Did you here about the magic tractor, it went down the road and turned into a field!
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Old 8th Mar 2012, 11:47
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I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy.
"How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"

I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."

And thatís when the fight started.
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Old 8th Mar 2012, 13:43
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If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
I want to complain about this quiz.

Being outraged, I forwarded it to a couple of friends (including my works Administrator). That has, unfortunately, caused a major problem.

We really can't agree on which pub to go to.......


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Old 8th Mar 2012, 13:46
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Dammit, Ripline, you've failed the test if you haven't decided just to go to ALL the pubs.

Jeez, some people . . .
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Old 8th Mar 2012, 13:53
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MagnusP, a fair point, and well made. I was going to ask you if you were aware of how many pubs there were available to choose from in Oxford, but decided not to when I saw your location.

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Old 8th Mar 2012, 20:08
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Apparently it's International Women's Day Today. Some airlines celebrated last year by rostering all female crews.
I wonder if the name Cockpit was changed to Box Office?

(an oldie which got censored in TRABB)
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Old 8th Mar 2012, 22:54
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 01:40
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Apparently it's International Women's Day Today.
Yeh my diary header also states the same thing. Since every
"International...Day" usually has its roots in some form of old
bolshie socialist propaganda bullshit (and perpetuated by the
UN) I just naturally ignore it.
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 02:04
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The family wishes you to know we have no idea what he sees in her.

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Old 9th Mar 2012, 03:55
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So the ex-wife went and remarried huh?
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 10:18
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So the ex-wife went and remarried huh?
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Do tell us how you felt about her or did you just stop early and rest your head .....
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 10:52
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Just gone all num.


num. num, num, num, num

Windscreen wipers.
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 11:07
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I'll bet none of you letcherous gits noticed that horrendous zit on the end of the nose of the girl on the left!
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 13:35
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For some reason, I thought of an antique Table Lamp.
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 13:40
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Apparently it's International Women's Day Today.
Actually, it was meant to be yesterday. They didn't get ready in time.
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 14:48
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The third time this picture has been on JB. We discussed last time where it was taken, but I forgot the outcome. Anyone any ideas ?
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 15:03
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I'll bet none of you letcherous gits noticed that horrendous zit on the end of the nose of the girl on the left!
There is a girl on the left ?
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 15:05
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The third time this picture has been on JB. We discussed last time where it was taken, but I forgot the outcome. Anyone any ideas ?
Slasher felt a right T*T on the 1st occasion,
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Old 9th Mar 2012, 15:07
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OFSO - it's Moscow. See the corkscrew on the Magnum wine shop on the corner opposite.


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