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Old 11th Jan 2015, 02:27
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You can't have your penny and spend it too.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 02:32
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I yen for those days.....

f

(well, maybe ichi man yen)
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 03:11
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LonMore, I recently read an article about the Yanks flooding Iraq and Syria with ammunition that explodes in the breach. This ammo is then put up for sale through the usual channels that the Terrorists procure their munitions. It includes 7.62 mm ammo, grenades that explode as soon as you pull the pin, RPGs that detonate on launch and mortar rounds.


Americans..such wacky guys!

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Old 11th Jan 2015, 05:07
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 05:28
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Ha ha, Mike, I've seen that photo before......I wonder if the three young damsels in the piccy have seen it??

Gets funnier the longer you look at it actually!

Hang on I know girls like that!
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 07:59
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Hang on I know girls like that!
Do they? I'm sure most blokes don't.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 08:53
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???

Do they? I'm sure most blokes don'

???


I just know a heap of chicks who go out of control on the juice!!.....And.....being red blooded Aussie chicks inside Australia....

Apologies for the use of the term 'chicks', a term they refer to themselves as BTW.....good fun piss heads..Mrs Fliegs and I unashamedly party with these types regularly....and they are salt of the Earth good people.....they just like a drink...
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 09:41
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Sorry Fliegs, I was deliberately misunderstanding your comment. I'm sure we all know girls who are like that.

But do girls like that?
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 09:49
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......dunno....I'm not a girl...

That said, I grow flowers, and bake stuff...and go to lunch with (chicks)...do High Teas and drink champagne....comment on shoes and clothing....

But I also f%#k around with aeroplanes, and boats and sh!t...

..and I mow lawns...and drink beer....and am aware of the cricket score (I generally use it to time how long the paint has to dry, but the Indians have let me down this season!
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 12:20
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...are you also a lumberjack, perchance ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:36
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 15:45
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Geez, if I woke up next to the one on the left I'd knaw my arm off rather than wake her. The one on the right, on the other hand...
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 15:58
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Plan ahead - you now no longer have an other hand
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 16:00
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An auld highland expression that explains how some people who do not fit into the idle eugenics profile, breed:


You never look at the mantle piece ,when your poking the fire
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 20:05
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Soft when hard. But hard when soft.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 20:27
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Hey Pigboat - It's always easier to carry two paper bags in your back pocket just in case.
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 10:41
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Good from afar - but far from good.

Any plainer, and she'd take off.
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 13:49
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Captain's message on an RAF Trooping flight returning from overseas on entering the London FIR; "Attention Cabin Crew.... You are now all officially ugly again."
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 14:03
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Hey Probes, are you putting selfies on Danish websites?
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Old 12th Jan 2015, 15:46
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Q: What do you call a paedophile in Islamic countries?

A:
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