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Old 28th Aug 2014, 13:16
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for 3 days at Bonnegilla
What a hole of a place !
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 16:17
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 18:51
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Is it me....or is there a fc*k up in the above post.....?!
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 18:59
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the spelling is wrong - but what would one expect from a stupid dog?
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Old 29th Aug 2014, 01:15
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Old 29th Aug 2014, 05:46
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Oldie but a goodie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swPmsaqSKY4


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Old 30th Aug 2014, 05:44
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:04
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This music video remix just has to appeal to the juvenile still within us all ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv--npievoI
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 17:49
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onetrack,
BRAVO!!!!
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Old 31st Aug 2014, 21:21
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Addition to pigboats post #5717

I'm missing:

Re-runs of goldies:
"Cave improvement"
"Donkey Rider"
"Kandahar Vice"
"Taliban Matters"
"The T-Team"
"Growing Pains"
"Everybody Loves Osama"
"Omar - The American Slayer"

The casting shows:
"Taliban Idol"
"Taliban's Next Terrorist"
"Taliban's Got Talent"

And the entertaining shows:
"I'm a Taiban - Get Me out Of Here!"
"Big Brother, Bigger Brother, Biggest Brother"
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Old 1st Sep 2014, 20:01
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Don't Forget for kids


Watch with Mudja
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Old 1st Sep 2014, 21:57
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Old 2nd Sep 2014, 21:56
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News Release all outlets:



To-day Soviet Russia mother's airforce successfully test fire NOMASS destruction device.
Stupid Amerikan air force waste 2000lb JDAM killing 2 puny ISIS guys in jeep in middle of desert killing also goats and sheeps and camels also. Stupid IDF knock down whole 6 story building to get one guy killing also kids and chickens and camels in street below. Great and glorious Soviet humanity protecting weapons developed to hit target only. Can see from Absolut proof we get target only. Can get left guy...can get right guy...can get middle seat guy...also can get guy in boot (picture). Can even get guy bumper shining...if necessary. Long live Mother Russia and soviet humanity!!!
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Old 2nd Sep 2014, 23:36
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You've mis-interpreted the photo. The assassination instructions actually were; "Make sure you get the guy in the boot! - but if anyone damages my Fiat next to the Moskvitch, look out!!"
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Old 3rd Sep 2014, 01:11
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Old 3rd Sep 2014, 06:44
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Old 3rd Sep 2014, 08:51
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 15:29
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One for the grammar police!
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 21:14
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William Pooley is out of hospital, after contracting Ebola. He said he was looking forward to a decent meal now, after an exclusive diet of Rivita whilst in hospital. Apparently it was the only food they could slide under the door.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 21:42
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William Pooley is out of hospital, after contracting Ebola. He said he was looking forward to a decent meal now, after an exclusive diet of Rivita whilst in hospital. Apparently it was the only food they could slide under the door.
Apparently not as Pavement Pizza and Potluck Roadkill were also on Menu.
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