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Old 18th Feb 2013, 21:21
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I spend a lot of time in Between, mostly because I grew up in Decisive!
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 21:24
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I have frequently been told I'm in Dolent.
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 21:51
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Been in Coherent on the odd occasion, so I'm told, but I'm in Denial.

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Old 18th Feb 2013, 22:05
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My wife reckons I'm in Sufferable
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 23:37
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I'm mostly in Trouble Now



They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
..and smells vaguely of wee? That's Wales.

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Old 18th Feb 2013, 23:52
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Does anyone know where corrigible is please? the mem won't tell me
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 05:58
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Mrs Fliegs is frequently in correct....she denies ever having been there of course
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 06:35
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The Personnel Department say my job's in Jeopardy, wherever that is.
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 06:40
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I'm in Situ
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 07:19
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I'm incommunicado - shouldn't really be posting!
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 08:04
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This needs to be changed - I'm Placable
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 08:19
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I'm gruntled
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 08:20
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 08:42
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Oscar...

... still can't fathom out why he did it... I'm stumped
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 09:25
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Sometimes I'm said to be in Ept, but I think the place is actually called Competent
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 12:50
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Despite what the Memsahib says, I'm couth and shevelled...
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 13:41
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The best place to be is Completely. When you are in Completely, your balls are slapping up against her backside.
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 14:01
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If you were indifferently, your aim was bad (unless you meant it)
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 14:13
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Mate going around in flash suit now...........

Wife told him in front of the 5 kids he was important.....

Least thats what he thinks she said.
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Old 19th Feb 2013, 16:18
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If your hair touches hers, you're in definitely
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