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Old 17th Nov 2011, 19:24
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Just a slight drift, which, of course, is perfectly permissible when afloat, but has anyone any idea what has happened to Ark Royal, where is she, what is her fate, etc.?
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Old 17th Nov 2011, 19:50
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In about 2003, when US-French relations were at a low-ebb ago I was sailing in mid-Med, from Menorca to Corsica.

On VHF 16, USS Enterprise flotilla group (the USN Med carriergroup) called out to a boat at position xyz, heading 130, speed 4knots. There was no response. A minute later, the call went out again, this time heading 135, speed 3.5 knots. I jumped down below to check it wasn't me, relieved that it wasn't the case, carried on listening. The calls went on for about 30 minutes, regularly every minute, always with a heading varying by about 20 degrees and a speed between 3 and 5 knots. It was evidently a rather purposelessly sailed small boat, enjoying a beautiful Mediterranean summer evening with some light breezes.

Finally, just before I was about to switch off the vhf, the boat replied, in a really strong French accent, "Bonsoir Enterprise, zis is zee voilier Colibri".

The evidently relieved reply came immediately:
"Good Evening Sailing Yacht Colibri, this is USS Enterprise, please state your intentions, over"

There was a pause, then:
"Bonsoir Enterprise, zis is voilier colibri, my intentions are to finish zis bottle of excellent rosť, then make love to my wife - what are your intentions?"
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Old 17th Nov 2011, 19:55
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Ark Royal is parked up in Portsmouth awaiting a buyer.

They are flying kites shaped like hawks to dissuade the pigeons from pooing on the paintwork.

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Old 17th Nov 2011, 20:54
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Ark's Admiral's barge is in Kirkudbright, considerably modified, in use as a sightseeing/rod fishing boat. They reckoned the engine was barely run-in when they got her. Mainly used as the officer's liberty boat apparently.

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