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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:05
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Favourite Graffiti?

Following on from a short burst of graffitti quotes in the "Al Udeid Morale Improvement" thread I though I'd start another thread for recording the Favourite Graffitti from your time(s) in the Forces:

My personal favourite was scribbled on the wall of the Airmans Toilet of Whirlwind Line at Tern Hill c1976:

"Its no good standing on the seat
The Crabs in here can jump six feet
And if you think thats bleeding high
go next door - those bastards fly!"


Well...it made me laugh at the time and I just never forgot it!

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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:13
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On another loo wall:

"I'd give my left prick to be normal."

Underneath, in different handwriting, and with ultimate sang froid:

"Then you'd be a right prick."
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:15
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Mine's:
Don't drop your cigarette ends in the urinal. It turns them a funny colour and makes them almost unsmokable.
Loved the 'almost'
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:19
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Welcome to RAF Stanley ATC........and we're still in the Midland Radar overhead
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:23
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Written on Decci loo wall:

Italian definition of suppository? Innuendo!

Different handwriting:

This suppository's no F$%^&g good, I might as well shove it up my ar$e!
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 21:49
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 22:08
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Poster outside a church...."Jesus saves".

Underneath was written...."Sign him up for England then".
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 22:34
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I like Grils
Girls you illiterate f*cker
and what's wrong wi us Grils like?

Bottom of door on public toilet
Beware of Limbo Dancers
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 22:49
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On a condom vending machine in a dunny in a city pub:

"For refund, put baby in slot"
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Old 19th Apr 2009, 23:07
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This one is very common in universities. This was on the toilet cubicle wall with an arrow pointing at the toilet paper.

"Arts Degree, Please Take One".
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 00:23
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 00:27
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An old one....

Hear I sit broken hearted
Payed my penny and only [email protected]
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 00:30
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Just under a STOP sign at the end of my street, someone had neatly written "Hammer Time". Made me smile each morning on the way to work...
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 00:32
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My mother made me a queer.
Different hand writing, if I give her the wool, will she make me one?
Third handwriting, It only needs two balls
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 00:56
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At a bus stop, a billboard loudly proclaimed;

Where will you be when Jesus comes again ?

Someone had written;

Still here waiting for a F*&%) Number 9 Bus!!
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 01:48
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An even older one.

Printed: ............................ Bill Stickers Will Be Prosecuted.

Written undeneath ............ Bill Stickers is innocent.
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 03:14
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On a condom vending machine;
'This is the worst chewing gum I ever tasted!'

On another;
'My Father said they don't work!'

And on a toilet wall at Adelaide Airport South Australia, about 25 years ago.

There was a young lad called Firkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His Mother said, Firkin
stop jerkin yer gherkin.
Your gherkin is fer ferkin, not jerkin.

Thought it was fairly good. And no, I did'nt write it.
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 03:17
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From a lane near my university.....

"MEAT IS MURDER, DAIRY IS DEATH"

and underneath....

"VEG IS VOMIT"
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Old 20th Apr 2009, 03:26
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C'est si bon

Back in the '80s, when the French were protesting about English lamb and were blockading the Channel ports, this appeared on a wall at Boulougne:

French Farmers Rule
Aux Quais!!!


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Old 20th Apr 2009, 03:33
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In the dunny of No 1 Hangar, RAF Scampton sometime in the early 70s

"Princess Ann gets her kicks from a stallion"

Obviously written prior to her marriage to Foggy
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