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Old 1st Sep 2008, 16:20
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A rambling old man!!

I have a strange question and I wonder if anyone here can help me?!
I was having dinner with my parents last night in Bournemouth, after the airshow, and sat on the table next to us was an old timer (he said he was an ex USAF F16/18 pilot - he seemed confused himself!) with a load of flying related paraphernalia he had clearly picked up from the airshow.
Anyway, he kept grabbing any waitress that walked past and telling them very loudly (and for prolonged periods) how the police had just contacted him and said that at 19:05 (it was 20:30 at the time) a member (or ex member) of the Red Arrows (don't panic, I'm pretty sure he was mistaken) had been killed and that he was the team manager and seemed very upset.
Now, I know quite a few of the Reds and I also know what their manager looks like (and he wasn't it!).
I am pretty sure it was the ramblings of a very confused (and potentially rather drunk) and lonely old man who needed someone to talk to but can anyone either shed any light on an incident like this that occured yesterday, or one that occured in history that may have happened under similar circumstances?
As I have said, there is no need to panic since I'm pretty sure this is mostly a figment of his imagination, but it kind of got me wondering and nearly put me off my Calamari!
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Old 1st Sep 2008, 16:49
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No.

But I wonder why you come to Jet Blast to enquire about rambling old men?
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Presumably because he knew that he had a better than even chance of finding whole squadrons of rambling old men on JB!

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Old 1st Sep 2008, 16:59
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Was it a warm, sunny day where you were? If so, it is possible he was suffering from dehydration confusion.
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No doubt, but I think the collective noun is not squadron, but what?

a confusion of ROM, or perhaps a dribble?



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Old 1st Sep 2008, 17:15
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Some years ago I was in the company of some professional racing drivers at a private drinking club 'somewhere in North London' (or it might have been South London . . . ).
An old-timer, well-oiled (despite it being mid-afternoon on a weekday), approached us and regaled us with stories of the time(s) that he 'Brooked Laplands' . . .
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'Brooked Laplands'
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Brooking Laplands

Brooklands is a disused motor racing circuit and airfield built near Weybridge in Surrey, England. It opened in 1907, and was the world's first oval-style motorsport venue. The circuit hosted its last race in 1939
Brooklands - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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The collective noun's got to be a rant of grumpy old men
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Sounds like you should have laid off the second bottle of Calamari.
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I would feel sad for this old chap rather than angry with him ( although that depends on how long he banged on about it ).

Sounds like he was lonely and needed attention - any attention. Or he may have been going through a minor alcohol induced breakdown, and needed drama followed by sympathy.

Sad.
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Old 2nd Sep 2008, 11:44
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If he was lonely and needed attention you should have suggested he sign up to PPRuNe!

He wouldn't be lonely, would get attention and everyone would believe what he said.

Perfect!

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Old 2nd Sep 2008, 11:58
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And less abuse of Rambling Old Men please.

I myself have slapped liverstone, mown at flack 2 and fo sorth
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Old 2nd Sep 2008, 13:23
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but can anyone either shed any light on an incident like this that occured yesterday, or one that occured in history that may have happened under similar circumstances?
As I read the original inquiry it was addressed to an ... Ummm ... Well ... EERIE ... quality in the tale. Was the old drunk just a straightforward old drunk or was he a ... I pause again ... ghostly old drunk, a revenant from another dread crash "yesterday, or one that occured [sic!] in history [in] similar circumstances"?

Naturally I felt the hairs rise on the back of my neck the moment I read that. It was the obvious explanation for the otherwise baffling presence of an old drunk at an airshow.

Clearly I am alone in this element of shudder, and I can tell you I feel pretty much let down by you all. Surely many of the spiritually sensitive ur-old drunk fanciers here can throw some light on this? Even, though this may be too much to hope for, someone might volunteer that he himself is an old drunk, perhaps THE old drunk, who infests airshows putting the wind up in observers.

It is all very well for the thread starter to reassure me and you that
there is no need to panic
, but can I be sure? Can you?
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All of this with due deference to those old fogies who flew in the BOB and BC, of course!!
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It is a curious thing that rambling old men at airshows usually perambulate in my direction. I have long put this down to all those years spent in close proximity to magnetrons and other cavity oscillators and have found that the tried and tested tin foil hat deters them.Manages to keep the CAA away too or is that the CIA? confusion settles in sometimes
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Jetex Jim wrote:
a confusion of ROM, or perhaps a dribble?
512 Mbytes?
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On a serious note, could it be that Bob Viking and Davaar were not too far off track and that the ROM had indeed had a Reds connection many years ago, and was referring to an accident and fatality long in the past? As most of us are aware, there is frequently much more to such an alcohol-induced situation than initially meets the eye.

On a less serious note:

"Sounds like you should have laid off the second bottle of Calamari"

Quite agree - it must have cost a few "squid"!


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I'm 77, and I resemble that!
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