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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:02
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Favourite T-shirt Statement

We see them everyday, you know what I mean...the clever, innane, political, etc etc T shirt statement/picture.

One t-shirt that made me chuckle was a photo of a bike rider riding into the distance, and on his back -

'If you can read this - the bitch has fallen off'

Any other goodies out there?

Mufffin

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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:07
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I had one which said

WARNING
Alcohol may make this woman
think she can sing!

Particularly apposite for me!!

Cheers

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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:13
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Mine had a logo which said "Notata University".

I wasn't.
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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:16
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A picture of a cockaroach about ten inches long.

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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:21
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Mine had a logo which said "Notata University".

I wasn't.
Does that mean you weren't Not At A University? Oh, never mind; I could never cope with double negatives!

How about, as a T-Shirt sloagn

You're a very naughty boy; go to my room!

Cheers

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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:28
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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:30
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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:32
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Ooooooh I LOVE slogan t-shirts!!

The one I'm wearing at the moment:

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people"

My second favourites:

"Temperamental. 90% Temper, 10% Mental"

"Dear Santa, define Good"

"You're on my list of things to do tonight"

"You play with the cat, you get the claws"

"More me, less you, OK?"

one i've seen but haven't got:

"Tell your boyfriends to stop staring"

And the ones i got my ten year old daughter:

"I really can't get by without my lipgloss"
"I have degree in boyology"


Can you tell i have a bit of a fetish...?

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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:41
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For our sanctimoniously eco-friendly Dutch friends we bought one that read, under the Norwegian flag:

WE KILL WHALES FOR FUN




The shirt was never worn, but they stopped preaching at us about Norway´s whaling.
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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:47
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Nice pic Buster, was that your recent weekend away?
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Old 15th Aug 2007, 23:53
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Got one for my son when he was 6months old which read:
"I love Boobies!"

"If only these were brains" on a top heavy young lady, "Pizza slut" on a everything heavy
not so young man.
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"The older I get, the better I was..."




(bought for my papa - his stories of his derring do's as a boy/young man get taller and taller each year...)
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LOL Pizza Slut!!

I got one for my daughter at about 12 months:

"I'm the boss and i don't take shit from anyone"
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 00:05
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A good one I saw recently was being worn by the blonde daughter of a friend and it said....

I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
THAT I WAS A BRUNETTE


I thought that it was a brave move seeing there were a number of brunettes around
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Old 16th Aug 2007, 00:08
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One for Buster...


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One that always makes me smile is the one with "I'am With This Idiot" and a finger pointing to the side.... Dead simple but funny!!
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My current favorite:

"If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him
- Is he still wrong?"

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