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Darn Huzzy keeps gettin' in my pants

Old 20th Oct 2006, 03:50
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Darn Huzzy keeps gettin' in my pants

Without any stage-management, this tyke clambers into me pants at the slightest excuse.

It seems that she has adopted us despite our resolution not to have pets for a while.



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Old 20th Oct 2006, 03:55
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 04:05
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Now THATS a skid mark!
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 04:09
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And you just happened to have you camera in the crapper with you?

(I'm guessing that's what you're up to, or else you just spending the day with yer kegs around your ankles for shits and giggles?)
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 04:20
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There is a logical explanation. Since it happened first time, said camera has accompanied me to the bathroom for every............well, I'm one of thems that sits to pee since putting carpets in me bathrooms at home.....wha??? why??? Why am I explaining the logistics?

Oh, and BTW, the responses made me spray wine on me monitor.
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 04:23
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You got yer computer in the crapper with you as well?

Hmmmmm...............wireless?

(LR wees like a girl!!!!)
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 06:45
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That'll be lace around the top of yer shreddies will it then?

Or perhaps they're time-expired shreddies that yer missus ought to have consigned to the bin ages ago.
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 06:49
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Seems logical, them as has pussy in their pants always sit down to pee......
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 08:04
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Let me get this straight.

Is this a picture looking down or a picture looking UP?

If it's the latter, Hey - nice bloomers under your skirt!

either way, I admire your courage
A) for posting it and
B) for admitting you sit down to pee, on Jetblast of all places!
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 08:24
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Doesn't look like carpet on the crapper floor to me, looks like ceramic tiles.
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 08:54
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Ha ha! White socks too!!

Rivets, get your bumps felt, you've got a kitty in your pants, you take the camera into the Khazi, you wee like a girl & you wear white socks. I thank you for making me realise there's someone needs more help than me
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 09:31
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Do those legs look suspiciously smooth to anyone but me? I mean, he doesn't wax his legs as well, doe he?
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 15:00
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Not sure about smooth waxed legs. I still think this could be a picture up someone's skirt. In which case, it's not so much of a "Brazilian" but more of a nasty case of "cat flaps".
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 15:12
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Do those legs look suspiciously smooth to anyone but me?
Explanation a cyclist.

Photo looking down - spot the shoes.

A pussy caught near his flies - What a headline
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 16:34
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Great way to start the day...laughing fit to bust.

The knickers have FTL woven into the fuzzy bit, so I figured that they had to be okay if they were from the Flight Time Limitation people. As per Mr 907's post, they're obviously time-expired.

Here, bleedin' tiles everywhere. One is looking for a comfy carpet to match me white sox.

Why has nobody mentioned how cute kitty is. (Can NOT mention pussy in this neck-o-the-woods!)
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 16:39
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I will then! Kitty is desperately cute and I do hope you're going to keep her. Train her right and she could sleep on yer socks and knickers overnight so they'd be nice and warm for you in the morning!

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Old 20th Oct 2006, 16:42
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Poor little thing looks traumatized - i mean, wouldn't you be if you were strategically placed to cover up the panty stains?

Last edited by colmac747; 20th Oct 2006 at 16:51. Reason: Whirls can spell traumitized correctly - i can't
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Old 20th Oct 2006, 16:49
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She doesn't look traumatized at all. I would say she looks as happy as a kit in sh1t!

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Old 20th Oct 2006, 16:53
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So is it only me worried that the cat might have matted fur on her left side?
...and what the hell happened to the cats nose?

ps, jeez, they is some stinky old pants you have on. Get some new ones!
 
Old 20th Oct 2006, 19:26
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Originally Posted by Wheel Nuts View Post
Photo looking down - spot the shoes.
Shoes? They could equally well be bazooms over the waistband, looking up........

(Yeh, I know - but there's some pretty wild scary females round my neck of the woods. Apparently some of them even wear their nighties upside down like this).
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