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Joke for mind readers

Old 10th Feb 2006, 17:38
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Joke for mind readers

Ok here we go, concentrate.......





Good or what! It creases me every time I beam it out.
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 17:43
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Thought of it before....

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Old 10th Feb 2006, 18:13
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I'd post my response if you hadn't already seen it.


Maybe when the Mods perfect the technique, they can delete threads that don't "fit in" before they've been started.
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 18:14
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Two mind readers met in the street.
One says to the other "You're all right. How am I?"
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 18:21
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My girlfriend speaks to dead people and for her birthday I got her a new dress.

The sales lady asked me what size and I said "I don't know. I think she's a medium".
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 04:27
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Ha ha ha ha ha.....tee he he.

That was for Onan's joke.


Ho ho ho....tee he he Ooo err missus.

That was for the next joke.








there'd better be one after all that
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 06:33
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 14:57
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 15:32
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I'm thinking of a colour.............
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 16:29
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And she said "You're not putting THAT thing in THERE!"
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 16:59
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WHY do I have to work with amateur mind readers!!!!! The punch line IS....
WWII Dutch pilot on 'This is your life (tv prog) ' The presenter says.."To all viewers at home, a fockker is a german fighter plane"

Dutch pilot..."No no no, these fockkers were messershmitts"
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 21:27
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 23:54
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Nut screws washers and bolts
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Nut screws washers and bolts
I've told you already.......wrong thread!
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 21:44
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Caption this picture:











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or:
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 22:25
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Amazing! The Mods have already deleted my inappropriate response!
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