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Old 27th May 2005, 19:01
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Penis causes terror alert!


What kind of d*ck would do such a thing?
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Old 27th May 2005, 19:06
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The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
Was it ready to blow? a load or was it really a hamster since duct tape was used.........We need to know these things!!
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Old 27th May 2005, 19:16
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from a fortune teller . . . .

I see this thread getting many, many reads . .. . . ..
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Old 27th May 2005, 19:24
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It reminds me of the one about the guy who goes into a bar, sits at the counter, orders a quadruple scotch. Once he's got the drink, the barkeep sees he's really miserable and asks him what's up.

The guy gets a small grand piano out of a bag and sets it up. Then he gets a foot-high little feller out of his coat pocket, who is all dressed up in a tuxedo. The little chap sits down and starts playing, absolutely brilliantly.

The bar-keep says
'Why that's absolutely fantastic! What a thing to own! Why so glum?'

The guy says
'Well, I met this Genie, who granted me one wish. He must have been a bit deaf, 'cos all I got was

a 12-inch pianist'

Well, it is Friday!

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Old 27th May 2005, 19:45
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Interesting juxtapositioning of the Penis/Smoking threads there, right next to each other....
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