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Old 7th Apr 2005, 23:43
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Widdicombe or Beckett...and why?

OK, here's the rules....

You HAVE to choose one over the other to 'do' the dirty deed.....



......so, quite simply, which one, and why?
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Old 7th Apr 2005, 23:52
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How about we gross everyoone out and make them "do" each other? And sell tickets.
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Old 7th Apr 2005, 23:57
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So I take it that's not RAF Widdicombe and Thomas a'Beckett?
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 10:48
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Oh, would have to be that gorgeous little sex kitten, Annie Widdecombe.

Everyone knows that gentlemen prefer blondes.

Now, having said that, please excuse me while I go outside for a moment..............


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Old 8th Apr 2005, 11:33
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A huge infringement of the Hotel Lobby Rules!



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Okay; just the tought of this is SO GROSS that I have to dive in here!!!

It would have to be the Widdicombe, 'coz of the blonde thing, but solely on the condition that it is double-bagged - one over her head and one over mine in case hers comes off!!!
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 13:23
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 15:49
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You would be as well to ask " Charles or Camilla" and why?

 
Old 8th Apr 2005, 16:02
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You lot are just a tad sick for me. Still, if Ms Beckett rolled on top of you, at least you'd survive.
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 17:51
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I just had my dinner.

bleaurgh

Oh well, start again.
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:02
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Oh, would have to be that gorgeous little sex kitten, Annie Widdecombe.
So, you want to bed a virgin eh? Sorry to tell you this love, but she ain't a natural blond!

Given that the question is absolutely preposterous, I'll give an equally preposterous answer -

I'd go for Margaret Becket 'cos at least we share a birthday (along with Frank Bough, Handspring Guy and Martin Luther King!)

Cheers

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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:20
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I stood next to Frank Bought at the urinals at Twickenham once a long time ago.

I've yet to meet Handspring Guy
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:38
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>So, you want to bed a virgin eh? Sorry to tell you this love, but she ain't a natural blond! <

Oh, I'm far too old and lazy to bother with virgins

And never mind blond, Anne Widdecombe ain't natural, full stop!

Hang, on I feel sick, stop the thread, I FEEL SICK!

P.s. Whirly, with regard to your further comment about Ms Beckett, I'm truly horrified!!

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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:42
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Margaret Beckett's not so bad.

I bet she was a real looker in her younger days

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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:44
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Strewth!! Any photos of her even younger?
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:48
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Do you guys ever consider the beauty inside the person? Ok they are not stunners, but the do have personalities that are magnetic both to male and femails. Is that not important?
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Internal beauty? they're politicians for pity's sake!
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:53
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beauty inside the person
What an odd concept. The only thing I'm interested getting inside the other person is.... well.. you all know what I'm gonna say so I wont actually write it.

As for outta these two... I don't think I could physically manage it with either of 'em, but if push came to shove, Beckette.
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:54
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Does that make a woman less attractive then or are you intimidated by powerful women ?
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Old 8th Apr 2005, 19:55
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If I wanted a powerful woman I'd bed a Russian shotputter.

If I wanted a powerful man I'd bet Fatima Whitbred
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