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Things in life that seem to last an instant

Old 5th Apr 2005, 22:13
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r1jr's attention span, and free txt monthly allowance....
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Old 5th Apr 2005, 22:15
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the threshold of tolerance of the average low cost carrier passenger these days
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Old 5th Apr 2005, 22:27
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Customs and immigration officials in Nigeria remembering the new "no bribe" policy

Another one but can't remember it right now....
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 00:34
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A thread started by my boss

Me thinks Micky just made Onan his bitch
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 00:49
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Wait a minute...
you P Are Aye Tee Tee
Isn't that P-R-I-T-T ?

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Old 6th Apr 2005, 01:00
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That's the new phonetic alphabet.

Aye

Boobs

Cherry

Dummy

Echo (echo echo )

Fart

G-spot

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Old 6th Apr 2005, 05:49
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Unhappy

Both my jobs flying around the PNG Landscape.
The leaving of both was not my choice. Company went bagarup with the first; I went bagarup the second.
In hindsight both were far far too good to last!

You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 07:03
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Looking back on the time it's taken my kids to go from being very small to being taller than me.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 16:25
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The time a link by 747Focal will last due to it's graphic nature
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 16:33
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Oh, you've given me an idea for the "eternity" thread!!
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 16:40
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Things in life that seem to last an instant

The belief when you wake up that you have managed to avoid a hangover. It lasts just long enough to be true then WHAM. Gorilla in the head, guardsmans sock in gob and some git spinning the room like hes auditioning for the bloody magic roundabout.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 16:41
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The lifespan of the average HollyWood Starlet......

Joan Collins' marriages......(or Liz Taylor)

The amount of time I can last in a Turkish bath.....

The time between me picking-up war and peace (again), and deciding that just cant hack it.....

The time taken to do the Daily Mirror (or Sun, Star) crossword.....

A bowl of really good olives when friends come round to supper......

The first bottle of champange......

The time an Auzzie can resist to tell a POM joke....

England in the football WorldCup.....
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 16:42
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A bag of swiss white champagne truffles and a bowl of tiramisu.........

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Old 6th Apr 2005, 20:21
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Jerricho , you piqued our curiousity

That's the new phonetic alphabet.


Ok, that's got our attention. Where's the rest of it????

Based on what we've seen so far, the rest has to be worth airing
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 21:32
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Just for you Steve

Hickey

Idiot

Jerk

Kill (all chavs)

Lick

Mmmmmmm........donuts

Nancy

Oh dear

Penis

Queer

Randy

Saxophone

Tee

Uvula

Vegtable

Willy

Xcelent

Yup

Zeds dead.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 22:58
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"Things in life that seem to last an instant".........................

.......the elapsed time between the MIL's visits.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 23:11
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The Yoctosecond (10-24 seconds, yer cant do a lot.
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Old 6th Apr 2005, 23:39
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Most of my thoughts on this subject would be to do with food and drink. The first bottle of champagne was a good one for instance.

The pleasure from eating and drinking only lasts a moment ..... you know what they say: 'A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips'.

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Old 6th Apr 2005, 23:53
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My sense of humour and patience these days ....
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Old 7th Apr 2005, 01:29
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LL Cheer up. That was actually quite funny.



Jerricho Shouldn't V be not Vegetable but Vulva?
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