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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:38
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Smile eBay Weirdest Items so far?

No I couldn't believe it at first either !!!!

Tooth

And guess what, I have just found this !

Bottled Woman's Fart !
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:49
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And just what the hell have you actually been searching for Astro?

Have a look at his other items for sale.

Goth/Fettish Black Leather corset.......nice.
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:50
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One's a bit skeptical about the latter

Without going into tasteless technicalities, how does one ensure that one replaces the air that was in the bottle beforehand.

Try blowing ciggie smoke into a bottle.
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:53
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Just browsing aand came across them !

Searching for WW2 RAF Bomber Command items so if anyone has any...................................
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:57
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The two best items I have seen so far are:

A toasted sandwich with a picture of satan on it!!
and a nutri-grain that looks like ET. (note every nutri-grain looks like ET!!)

Cheers, HH.

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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 22:58
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I've bet everybody at work I can find an ILS on eBay. I managed to find a generator and a control router (wtf that is!?!?!)
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 23:03
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Seen a vintage Fender Strat air guitar up a few times.
Some feckwit prolly bids forrem.
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Old 23rd Mar 2005, 23:18
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The ghost in a jar, was my fave. Ebay Barbie was a good one too.

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Old 24th Mar 2005, 00:51
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In the tooth's listing description:

"Condition - Used"

No, really?

16B
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 02:23
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I did see a news item on the telly whilst in Arizona last week - a mother was advertising the sale of "The monster under the bed". Bids had reached $2.

Actually, daughter is "at that age" and is crying every night, convinced that there is a monster under her bed (afraid of being alone in the dark).

Mother thought that if daughter sees her publicly sell the monster on e-bay then her bedroom must now be safe.

Fair play - kinda clever really.
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 02:39
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People up at this hour of the day, and listening to Radio 2 will know what I mean when I say - An Alex Lester Water Dispenser

Indeed.

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Old 24th Mar 2005, 03:40
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I've bet everybody at work I can find an ILS on eBay
It's possible. At the drop zone one day, a guy set up a portable one in a briefcase.
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 08:49
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Without going into tasteless technicalities, how does one ensure that one replaces the air that was in the bottle beforehand
Dead easy, you do it in the bath (might need to use a funnel if the bottle has a narrow neck)
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 09:25
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People up at this hour of the day, and listening to Radio 2 will know what I mean when I say - An Alex Lester Water Dispenser

Head him mention it this morning....

People will sell anything...


Actually poeple will BUY anything!
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 09:36
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Looking through the other items for sale and he's also selling this

The mind boggles
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 09:39
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Hiya

The best I have seen was:-


The football from DB penelty miss in Spain. Went for over a million


Come on Scotland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 11:58
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"Do it yourself masturbation"?

Isn't that an example of tautology?
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 12:05
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Well yes and no...or more accurately no and yes...

mas·tur·ba·tion (mstr-bshn)
n.

Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.


Source: The American Heritage® Stedman's Medical Dictionary
Copyright © 2002, 2001, 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company.


Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies called also onanism, self-abuse


Source: Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.
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Old 24th Mar 2005, 14:12
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Aha! So depending on which esteemed medical dictionary you read, the 'self' bit is or isn't implicit in the definition of masturbation. So that's all clear...

Impressed to see that you have made a personal impression on the compilers of the Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary Onan.

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Old 24th Mar 2005, 14:23
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Good job it's not the illustrated version
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