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Old 18th Mar 2005, 19:38
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The focus of an airline captain...

What is the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball...

An airline captain spends all weekend looking for a golf ball

P.S. Ask my wife
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 19:49
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I already did
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 19:59
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What's a clitoris?
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 20:21
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What's a golf ball??
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 20:39
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What's an airline captain?
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 20:49
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What's a weekend?
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 21:01
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Who cares.....

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Old 18th Mar 2005, 21:20
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Now Air Soul, you have to quantify which of the above you care about the least .

Without getting into trouble.
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 21:34
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 21:50
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I have a theory about The Clitoris. Everyone refers to it as 'The Clitoris'. There is no plural. Why? Because there is only one clitoris in the entire world.

No wonder we gentlemen have such a hard time finding it.
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 23:03
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I don't know if I agree with there being only one clitoris.

I've met quite a few c**** in my time
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Old 18th Mar 2005, 23:09
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Don't really know why men have such a hard time finding a clitoris.

Up a bit, down a bit, left a bit, etc or just a bit of manual guidance can suffice.

I don't refer to it as 'the clitoris'. It is definitely mine when I speak of it to an interested party.





Eeeeek - did I really say that??!!



(Edited to spell definitely correctly - it's late you know!)

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Old 18th Mar 2005, 23:35
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For those who are still confused as to exactly where to look for the clitoris
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Old 19th Mar 2005, 01:49
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Onan,


Do you get a paid for everytime someone tries to follow a link of yours that is really just a tease?

T (I'm still looking for it) arnished
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Old 19th Mar 2005, 02:09
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What? You mean I give you a link and you STILL can't find it?

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Old 19th Mar 2005, 12:20
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What? You mean I give you a link and you STILL can't find it?
Yeah, that's what your wife told me she'd said to you
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Old 20th Mar 2005, 04:27
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What's the difference between the clitoris and the pub ?

All the boys know how to find the pub.
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Old 21st Mar 2005, 04:03
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Of course. That's what pubs are for...

Meanwhile the men have all the fun.






...or I should say, half of it.
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