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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 06:55
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Google Labs Aptitude Test. Job application form included in this months MIT Technology Review. (Well I think it is funny )

1. Solve this cryptic equation, realising of course that values for M and E could be interchanged. No leading zeros are allowed.


2. Write a haiku describing possible methods for predicting search traffic seasonally.



What is the next line?

4. You are in a maze of twistly little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop here with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

a) Wander aimlessly, bumping into obstacles until you are eaten by a grue.

b) Use the laptop as a digging device to tunnel to the next level.

c) Play MPoRPG until the battery dies along with your hopes.

d) Use the computer to map the nodes of the maze and discover an exit path.

e) Email your resume to Google, tell the lead gnome you quit and find yourself in whole different world.

5. What is wrong with Unix? How would you fix it?

6. On your first day at Google, you discover that your cubicle mate wrote the textbook you used as a primary resource in your first year of graduate school. Do you:

a) Fawn obsequiously and ask if you can have an autograph.

b) Sit perfectly still and use only soft keystrokes to avoid disturbing her concentration.

c) Leave her daily offerings of granola and English toffee from the food bins.

d) Quote your favourite formula from the textbook and explain how it is now your mantra.

e) Show her how example 17b could have been solved with 34 fewer lines of code.

7. Which of the following expresses Google´s over-arching philosophy?

a) "I´m feeling lucky"

b) "Don´t be evil"

c) "Oh, I already fixed that"

d) "You should never be more than 50 feet from food"

e) All of the above

8. How many different ways can you color an icosahedron with one of three colours on each face? What colors would you chose?

9. This space is left intentionally blank. Please fill it with something that improves upon emptiness.


10. On an infinite, two-dimensional, rectangular lattice of 1-ohm resistors, what is the reistance between two nodes that are a knight´s move away?

11. It´s 2 PM on a sunny Sunday afternoon in the Bay area. You´re minutes from the pacific ocean, redwood forest hiking trails and world class cultural attractions. What do you do?

12. In your opinion, what is the most beautiful math equation ever derived?

13. Which of the following is NOT an actual interest group formed by Google employees?

a) Women´s basketball.
b) Buffy Fans.
c) Cricketeers.
d) Nobel Winners.
e) Wine Club.

14. What will be the next great improvement in search technology?

15. What is the optimum size of a project team, above which additional members do not contribute productivity equivalent to the percentage increase in the staff size?

a) 1
b) 3
c) 5
d) 11
e) 24

16. Given a triangle ABC, how would you use only a compass and straight edge to find a point P such that the triangles ABP, ACP and BCP have equal perimeters? (Assume that ABC is constructed so that a solution does exist)

17. Given a function which, for a given whole number n, returns the number of ones required when writing out all numbers between 0 and n. For example f(13)=6. Notice that f(1) = 1. What is the next largest n such that f(n) = n?

18. What´s the coolest hack you´ve ever written?

19. Tis known in refined company, that choosing K things out of N can be done in ways as many as choosing N minus K from N: I pick K, you the remaining.

Find though, a cooler bijection, where you show a knack uncanny, of making your choices contain all K of mine. Oh, for pedantry: let K be no more than half N.

20. What number comes next in the sequence: 10, 9, 60, 90, 70, 66, ?

a) 96

b) 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000

c) Either of the above.

d) None of the above.

21. In 29 words or fewer, describe what you would strive to accomplis if you worked at Google labs?

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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 07:33
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Some jobs aren't worth having....
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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 07:41
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Crikey, and I thought a DfT application was long-winded!!
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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 07:42
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18) Stiffing Googles HR server...
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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 12:49
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I don't get it... am I missing something here?
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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 12:54
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Yes, a job a Google apparently.
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Old 22nd Oct 2004, 13:36
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Whoever dreamed that guff up obviously had FAR too much spare time on their hands.
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