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Old 29th Nov 2001, 11:06
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:

Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00


Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, wash your f******g hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"


Czin Czin...
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 13:15
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oooooooooh

At that price I'll have two. I'll pay for both of them now, but get the second one later, if thats ok?


I hope it's tasty cheese
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Old 1st Dec 2001, 11:41
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Actually its Blue Vein !!!
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