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Old 17th Jan 2006, 18:36
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Brave words.

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Old 18th Jan 2006, 12:42
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I stand by my allegations and wish it to be further known that one has heard allegations of Twotter 'sporting' brown underpants in public somewhere in Pretoria!

As such...

Kings cross
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 14:27
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Hah!

Those brown underpants were one's old bulletproof military issue "Santa Marias". Good for absorbing blows to the cranium while saying "Wibble!" to strangers.

Putney
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 14:34
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Mr Former Sailor, you should be aware that as a scion of an old Scottish family (the McTwotters of the Braes) our Rusty never wears undies on his nether regions. On windy days on the veldt his kilt is the talk of aviation circles. However, he is famed for sporting undies on his head. I understand that this is as a result of one too many blows to the cranium from his Mornington Crescent tutor.

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Old 18th Jan 2006, 16:04
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I recall a recalled story of a person reporting rightbase in Pretoria,having been denied IFR due to 'irregular' underwear,it is a little kn own fact that ANOs clearly state that 'brown undergarments (post crash stage) shall not be sported between 1500-25000 QFE whilst in a state of creel and in command of an aircraft I I also believe that Mr Twotters logbook also has a section where he is obliged to state whether he is in creel or not.

Apologies...im pi$$ed

Euston...nice 'n simple
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 16:33
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Bank

Kingsway now in play. No more bets please.
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 17:15
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hey Mr two sevens ! You would look better sporting this.....

FOREST HILL
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 20:34
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Oh flibbertygibbets. What's a black n white bear to do? Umm, how about Camden Town before the grand Love In?

Still SHOUTING even though you're not happy then, HH?
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 20:47
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Still the usual suspects playing, but none has used a. Captain Kremmen to Great Portland Street.
Parallel shunts are deferred, no through passes or the exponent will get the unfrocked Bishop.
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Old 18th Jan 2006, 23:52
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Softly Softly

OK then you wicked bear ! I'll discontinue the shouting match - I have bought you a present !
http://www.udap.com/product.htm

Mornington Crescent
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 09:41
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Well played, Mr Hamster. Bravo, sir!!

A von Wielligh-Tettlinger Reverse Square opening gambit with

Oaklands
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 13:26
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It's been a while since I've seen the von Wielligh-Tettlinger Reverse Square opening gambit being used. That certainly makes things interesting for the rest of the day, now that Embankment is de facto yellow flagged.

I think a move to Kilburn should open up enough options for everyone else.
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 13:32
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Twotter Hill
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 14:43
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Solid rust Dollis


A link of interest to Mr Hamster?
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 19:02
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Harumph! Miserable rodent - is that stuff made out of real bears?

Seven Sisters, by the way. Wish I ha a bear-like sibling but there aren't many multiple births of us pandas.
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 19:38
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You leave me no alternative...

Clapham junction

May God have mercy on your souls.
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 20:07
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I hate to be rude former sailor, but Clapham Jnc is not that difficult a place to play from.

I give you....

Kensington Olympia.
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Old 19th Jan 2006, 23:13
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Mr R-C,it IS when I moved there using a Gunther van Hagens dissectionary manouvre!!

Kennington

Now try and get out of that one!
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Old 20th Jan 2006, 01:52
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High St Kensington. Simple really!

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Old 20th Jan 2006, 06:32
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Thank you Herr G - I know that little chap, and he's really unhappy. Someone presented me as a meal once, and I ate them. Meanwhile, I will suggest a side-stepping-widget-underhand-creel-entree and direct you all to the phobias which surround the many aspirations presented at

MANSION HOUSE
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