Good think to have on CV
 

I do Karate and Im am quite a tuff nut!! I think this is good to have as you can protect against any intruders...On my interview last month I think I impressed them when I show them KEEIIIII as I show the reverse punch and round house kick, then I did Kata in front of them all, I think they think Im well hard and not to be messed with!! Im not nutter but think Scraggs agree with my that this is good to have on ure CV..So if you are having trouble with job interview start Karate....Im a Orange belt now!!

KEEEEIIIIIII.....(punch) hahaha...I dread poor sod which trys to get in my cockpit!!

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What the hell is KEEEEIIIIIII??? Are you on drugs? Maybe you should have posted this in the medical section:ugh:

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I think he means .......... "Hoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Re:Keeiii
 

Keeiii is the noise made when you make air out of your mouth when you do the punch...I do not do any drug, I dont need any steroid im a big bloke already 11 bloody stone!!

I had to use this Keeiii self defense nearly once before on plane..you see when I go on holiday I always wear my old flight school uniform so passenger no im pilot too and I carry my lisense incase they need me assistance, my girlfriend gets proud but gets the jelous when girls ask if im pilot too...Some man got drunk and I helped stewardess with the man but they tell me sit down....

I like to wear uniform too at airshow becuase I look like one of them and me and girfreind are prouds...I always put lisense in top shirt pocket so i look proud

No offence but you sound like a right spanish wan*er. Gonna do you in paris tomorrow! Your 30yrs old and writing that! You sound like your 12?

Full moon out????:E

Your A320rider impersonators are just lame......

Why dont you try and get your own personality!

Start posting in Jet Blast if you want to try to crack jokes.

Scroggs, please move this on, its getting boring now and detracting from these threads!

Re:Myself
 

Why have me removed!!I like the A340 its my favorite plane thats why I pick this one, i cant help someone copy my name!!

Im just a poor sod who wants to make the new friends on here..

And I dont care Newbie008 about tomm I hate rugby anyway..

And what is this 'waner' I think I dont know this one word??

Made me laugh. It's been a slow day and this perked it up, thanks.

You're probably not too keen on soccer, either!

A340, does your girl friend inflate by any chance...? :}

A340,

There are a number of people on here who set out to be controversial or to instigate a row... you however seem intent on making yourself look like a complete tool. Why do you do it to yourself, you would be better off down the park shouting at the pigeons. you'd look less like a chopper and you may even get some sympathy.

That made me laugh.. nice one A340rider! I really think some of you should get a sense of humour.

CAUK, the stuff that A320rider says is normally funny (in a painful kind of way). Mostly because a lot is true and we can relate to it! That is how stand up comedians make us laugh, by pointing out the funny and painful points of life!

If A320rider did standup, id go and watch but I wouldnt go and see A340rider who has just copied someone else the next day because a joke is only funny once!

There is a thread for jokes on this forum and A340rider is (as 'dontpressthat' said) ........ a TOOL!

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Ha hahaha. Im with A340.

Its about time someone injected a bit of light humour!!!

But it's astute, satirical, well observed - I particularly liked his second post in the thread. Perhaps I'm just easily pleased this morning. Anyway, I thought it was A320Rider in one of his many guises.

Take it easy j123... I wasnt having a pop at you was I?? and if its humour your looking for, read my post again.... carefully this time, and you'll notice its pretty light hearted.
DPT

newbie008....

Get a life.... it's all in jest!

all in jest!! made me laugh! it must be all i can say is a340 get a life!! to write paragraph after paragraph about utter nonsense, must have more time than he knows what to do with.

Re:Girlfiend
 

My girlfiend is a beutiful shes half Israeli half Palestinean so has nice tomato skin complexion (or olive skin is it maybe i get english mix up).......

On Speed On Profile keep your nasty comment to you self...Im on here just to make friends not enemy...I think you are very short and wish to be a pilot, and I think that on your medical the doctor laugh at you when your naked!!

and you to dontpressthat I think doctor say that you look like you are very cold