Everyone calls A340 rider but you don't need to read his posts!!!!!!
Anyway does a purple belt in sweet and sour chicken help?????

Cheaper then the real thing at it talks less :ok: .

A340rider I’m with you, I would wear my wings as a passenger too but security keeps taking them off me at the gate. :hmm:

A340rider
 

or should that be........... A320amateur! :D

Youve had your 5 mins of fame, well done!
Once again, I reiterate, you are a tool!

If only sarcasm could be appropriately represented by this emoticon!

A340rider, your the man... I'm having a real dull day, feeling pretty fed up and then you came along and gave me such a good laugh and have cheered me up no end. :ok: :D

Some of the other guys on here really should lighten up at times, give the guy a break. Sometimes its nice to escape from the harsh realities of the aviation world, just for a little while.....

This is the best thread ever. You're 30 years old and 11 stone, and you call yourself a big bloke :} You sound like a right di:mad:k head.

"My girlfiend is a beutiful shes half Israeli half Palestinean so has nice tomato skin complexion" - I'd be red faced being associated with you too.

I'd stick to your jigsaw puzzles mate!

eP (3rd dan in karaoke)

Looking through this thread it seems an ability to understand satire or irony negatively correlates to an ability to spell "you're". Oh, until Batfink ruined the theory. :bored:

good grief,
I really can't wait for some nutter to register as A380rider,just leaving A318/319/33/350/300 for some more village idiots......

I'm pretty sure there is an A380Rider already registered.

come on..this guy is my new hero. I laughed so hard some pe***came out!

Can you imagine what the interviewers thought!! One minute he's telling you why he should work for you, the next he's punching thin air and screaming whilst doing it. I bet they thought he was a nutter!

Re:TopGun
 

Hello fiends

Barcelona!! Barcelona!! Beat the bloody gonzos!! Haha Im bloody jokie really..

Maverick is back now!! I took Karate Instructor and his wife in Cessna 150..they say I am a 'mental' haha I did the slow flight and steep turn with the bloody 'Danger Zone' (TopGun) music full blast in stero on back seat!!...im crazy!!

A380 look cool land at Paris Charles de Gaulle...Bloody English got cheek waving UK flag..Airbus is mostly Spanish and French...You lot are best at importing the bloody immigrant haha...i am mad haha :E

:O :O :O :ok:
Laughed my socks off after a long day.
It's a shame we won't be hearing from you, A340rider, for a while because I'm pretty sure you're 1 of the new and very strange house mates in the Big Brother house.

Keep laffing.

RP

I must say, that's one of the weirdest threads I read in a long time... (and usually those type are on Jetblast ;) ). Funny to a certain degree, but definalty weird...
A340rider - can you just enlight me about the C150 you're flying? I know some C152 can be fit with a back seat for kids - but I never heard of that for a C150... Must be a new model! :} - or the wife your instructor married IS still a kid (though I think it's illegal in Spain... :hmm: )

I havnt laughted at a thread so much in ages. A340rider ur completly mad.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A340rider I think you’re a massive loser or just on drugs... Simple!

I have a second dan black belt in karate and black belt in the ITFAuthentic Taekwondo. Oceananics champion 3 times in a row and I won National All Styles in 2004-2005.... Stick to your orange belt mate because that’s as far as your going get... From experience I can tell you this,
I can show you a thousand different kinds of impressive moves that would shock a lot of people, breaking boards, reverse turning kicks, side kicks, intercepting fists and I can throw 8 combination punches and kicks within seconds….but, to be able to utilize what you’ve learnt in martial arts self defense classes into a real life situation would be extremely complicated...And if it was between you and some poor little Afgani bastard from Bin Ladins camp..you would'nt stand a chance mate! Telling by your attitude..you would'nt even be able to defend your self even if he used a Mach 3 turbo razorblade.
Studying martial arts wont make you a "tough nut".... first of all, karate won’t make you tough or even turn you to a nut. And secondly, I highly doubt your fantasy story!.... if they got you to practice martial arts in the interview room... I find that disgraceful and unprofessional…I would never bring it up in an interview or even mention it on my CV....WHAT A JOKE!HAHAHAH
I think you’ve been watching to much of Weasly Snipes Passenger 57…”always bet on black”


P.S:DID YOU GET THE JOB?

Gosh, i really hope you're joking archangel, but I'm not sure I get it.