Need a pilot to help.
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Need a pilot to help.
hello,
My wife want somebody to take care of the house, clean the dish, polish the floor, clean the restroom, take care of the garden,...
I need someone as a chauffeur, and clean my car.
we can provide you accomodation for 20 pounds a day.
this is for 6 months, and we charge you 4999pounds +taxe for the training.Meal is at your charge during your stay in my home . You will have the monday off.
after 6 months work, if I am satisfied with you. I will recommend you to an airline .Send me a PM if you are interested.
My wife want somebody to take care of the house, clean the dish, polish the floor, clean the restroom, take care of the garden,...
I need someone as a chauffeur, and clean my car.
we can provide you accomodation for 20 pounds a day.
this is for 6 months, and we charge you 4999pounds +taxe for the training.Meal is at your charge during your stay in my home . You will have the monday off.
after 6 months work, if I am satisfied with you. I will recommend you to an airline .Send me a PM if you are interested.
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Dear PPruners,
this is a REAL offer and I have already 25 applications in my box.
some of you could think it is a scam, it is not.
I would do my best to get you a job on a jet. I am in the aviation industry for more than 25 years and I can help you to make the step in the cockpit of your dream.
I provide you a training with full accomodation in my home and work for 6 months. this 6 months work is a guarantee in case there is not job for you at the end; I can still refer you to my neighbour who is looking for a gigolo for his wife.
As a gigolo, you will be paid well enough to buy yourself a type rating only after 8 years of "work". regrettably his wife have saging breast.Do you like saging breast?in this case send me a PM with the mention: "I love saging breast" and I will put your CV on the top of the pile.
Good luck to all of you.
Captain Spaceman
A340/B777
this is a REAL offer and I have already 25 applications in my box.
some of you could think it is a scam, it is not.
I would do my best to get you a job on a jet. I am in the aviation industry for more than 25 years and I can help you to make the step in the cockpit of your dream.
I provide you a training with full accomodation in my home and work for 6 months. this 6 months work is a guarantee in case there is not job for you at the end; I can still refer you to my neighbour who is looking for a gigolo for his wife.
As a gigolo, you will be paid well enough to buy yourself a type rating only after 8 years of "work". regrettably his wife have saging breast.Do you like saging breast?in this case send me a PM with the mention: "I love saging breast" and I will put your CV on the top of the pile.
Good luck to all of you.
Captain Spaceman
A340/B777
PPRuNe Handmaiden
You're not taking the mickey out of Atlantic Airlines (Coventry) "fugly" scheme?
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Hmmm, 4999 plus tax. What tax is that? Blue tax?
Honestly if this was funnier I'd probably laugh!!!
Please, skyman, don't stop posting. Ignore all these stupid people... I REALLY enjoy reading your posts. It reminds me of something that a chief exec of an jet charter company told me recently:
"Quality of applicants is inversely proportional to the number of applicants".
Go figure....
Honestly if this was funnier I'd probably laugh!!!
Please, skyman, don't stop posting. Ignore all these stupid people... I REALLY enjoy reading your posts. It reminds me of something that a chief exec of an jet charter company told me recently:
"Quality of applicants is inversely proportional to the number of applicants".
Go figure....
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thank you very much for your replies.
I have received a large amount of applications these last 3 days and I will need a pilot to help me to select the right candidat.
the minimum qualifications are:
- a valid ATPL
- not older than 35 years and 364 days and not younger than 36 years.
- holder of an EC or EEC passport AND US passport
- knowledge of writing and understanding all European languages
-100% to all ATPL exams with a first time pass
-Religion atheist (legitimate proof will be required before employment)
- bank statement with a minumum of 10'000 euro for your training
-1500 h total time, no less, no more
-50 hours in the last 6 months (no less, no more)
-willing to be relocated at your expenses
-1m793, and you must weight 72.43 KG (no less, no more)
-18/20 on left eye and 19/20 on right eye(no less, no more)
-smoke 75 and half cigarettes a day (no less, no more)
-drink 8.6 liters of guiness beer a day (no less, no more)
-drink 2 liters of whisky at 45 degree
-drink 1 liter of my french pastis
-wake up at 4 o'clock and 21 minutes and 23 seconds every morning (sunday included)
-eat breakfast in 12 minutes and no more than 3 sausages a day
-must have a firm handshake
-clean you ears every morning and evening
-must smile all the time
-must log on pprune 3 times a day (no less, no more)
- etc
If you think you have the right qualifications to be a recruiter, please send me a PM.
PS: you can continue the list if you wish. Here in the airlines, we need ideas to look busy.
I have received a large amount of applications these last 3 days and I will need a pilot to help me to select the right candidat.
the minimum qualifications are:
- a valid ATPL
- not older than 35 years and 364 days and not younger than 36 years.
- holder of an EC or EEC passport AND US passport
- knowledge of writing and understanding all European languages
-100% to all ATPL exams with a first time pass
-Religion atheist (legitimate proof will be required before employment)
- bank statement with a minumum of 10'000 euro for your training
-1500 h total time, no less, no more
-50 hours in the last 6 months (no less, no more)
-willing to be relocated at your expenses
-1m793, and you must weight 72.43 KG (no less, no more)
-18/20 on left eye and 19/20 on right eye(no less, no more)
-smoke 75 and half cigarettes a day (no less, no more)
-drink 8.6 liters of guiness beer a day (no less, no more)
-drink 2 liters of whisky at 45 degree
-drink 1 liter of my french pastis
-wake up at 4 o'clock and 21 minutes and 23 seconds every morning (sunday included)
-eat breakfast in 12 minutes and no more than 3 sausages a day
-must have a firm handshake
-clean you ears every morning and evening
-must smile all the time
-must log on pprune 3 times a day (no less, no more)
- etc
If you think you have the right qualifications to be a recruiter, please send me a PM.
PS: you can continue the list if you wish. Here in the airlines, we need ideas to look busy.
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Quality! 
Unfortunately I drink whiskey at 38 degrees, so that's me out. Will you be acknowledging my application or can I expect a call out of the blue if your standards change?
Unfortunately I drink whiskey at 38 degrees, so that's me out. Will you be acknowledging my application or can I expect a call out of the blue if your standards change?
