Marriage is not a word.

It's a sentence.

the two Ronnies..
 

Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.

The most information rich thread on pprune yet

What should you do if you see your ex-wife rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot her again.

Why do divorced men get married again?
Bad memory.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

An ex-wife is like an inflamed appendix, she causes a lot of pain and suffering, but after she's removed you find you didn't need her anyway!

Getting divorced at the second officer stage gives plenty of time to get married again and be like many other pilots, ie on the second marriage at the senior f/o or Captain level.

I'm 41 and still on my first marriage, I know plenty of others who by their late 30s are already divorced with quite a few on wife number 2.:=

Why buy a book when you can join the library ?

Why take a cow to the dairy?

Why is divorce so expensive? Because its worth it.

What's the difference between a wife and a terrorist? Well, at least you can negotiate with a terrorist!

Capt Wally
 

If it flies, floats or f*cks. Cheaper to rent then buy! :ok: