Cathay wife jokes

[bugged on the right]

Looking at the roadshow thread and seeing what has developed, I'm appalled at the conditions in what was once the most desirable airline employer in the world. Mention was made of Tai Tais and it reminded me of the Cathay wife jokes. Unfortunately the only one I remember is " What does a Cathay wife wear to her husband's funeral? A black tennis dress. ". Anyone remember more? Some of them were hilarious.

[Captain Dart]

I'll bite.

What did a Cathay wife do with her a@@hole before sex? Drop him off at Kai Tak.

Why did Cathay captains keep five thousand dollars in cash down their trousers? Because it was the only five thousand their wives wouldn't blow in Lane Crawford.

A Cathay captain had his credit card stolen. He didn't report it because the thief was spending less than his wife had been.

[Gordomac]

In my persistent, unsuccessful attempts to get into CX, one time, made it to the final candidates party (heady days eh- ?). Financial crash saw millions wiped off investments and I asked the Aussie Captain who gave me a B+ for the sim bit why he was looking so glum. He replied that he had just lost millions in the HK stock-market crash.I I told him that it was always best to keep your money in a little black box under the bed. He retorted ; " Blimey Mate.........that's where I keep the wife !........"

[Flying Mechanic]

Cathay wives think cooking and fooking are 2 destinations in China !

[ShyTorque]

Or, as one newly wed “trophy” wife was heard to say to her husband, after he asked if she could organise some clean clothes for him…. “Do your own clothes, I’m a Łuc&ing machine, not a Łuc&ing washing machine!”