ATCX Hygiene

[Fully Ready]

Could the senior office colleague please stop taking the newspapers to the toilet every morning. It isn't hygienic. Read it in a proper place. Thank you.

[throw a dyce]

Well buy your own hygenic copy. Remember to recycle it now,otherwise it will end up in the harbour .To think we used to eat fish and chips out of secondhand newspaper,and it never did us nowt harm.Aye.

[Lovely_Management]

Great it is! We can now read news from the ass of these senior officers.

[LapSap]

Agreed Fully Ready.

To anyone that wanders into the reading room, grabs a paper, takes it to the $hitter, lays it on the floor, where all those who somehow think they're more well endowed than they really are decide to leave their mark, then returns it to the reading room where unsuspecting individuals read it while eating their lunch - knock it off. You're gross.

[ron burgandy]

Maybe he uses it on the senior orifice.............

[CBeebies]

The most effective way to stop people from doing this is to confront the person on the spot (when he/she leaves the TV room with the newspaper).